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13 September 2009: Redskins #26 Clinton Portis. The New York Giants defeated the Washington Redskins 23-17 at Giants Stadium in Rutherford, New Jersey. (Credit Image: © Southcreek Global/ZUMApress.com)

Former Chesapeake Bay Region Indigenous Persons Running Back Owes His Mom $0.5M

Lot_49 13 Comments

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http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nfl/2015/12/18/clinton-portis-bankruptcy/77574350/

Americans Are Really Good at Killing Themselves with Drugs

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http://www.nbcnews.com/health/health-news/drug-overdose-deaths-hit-new-record-u-s-cdc-says-n482746
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Looks like my Dad was right about Hitler all along.

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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/germany/12058755/Adolf-Hitler-really-did-have-only-one-testicle-according-to-new-medical-report.html
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Augusty Gray Lady Resists Hype by Only Having Nine “Star Wars” Stories on its Arts Page on the Day the Movie Opens

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http://www.nytimes.com/pages/arts/index.html?action=click&region=TopBar&pgtype=SectionFront&module=SectionsNav&version=BrowseTree&contentCollection=Arts&t=qry985

Gym Teacher/House Speaker Hastert has Convenient Stroke Just Before Cash-For-Buttßechs Sentencing

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https://www.washingtonpost.com/national/former-us-house-speaker-hastert-awaiting-sentencing-has-had-stroke/2015/12/17/b38dbda2-a4ff-11e5-b53d-972e2751f433_story.html
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You Know Who Else Thought There Was a Nazi Train Buried in Poland?

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http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/dec/15/there-is-no-nazi-gold-train-polish-scientists-say