This is kind of a confessional. Wendy Davis on Open Carry.

December 17, 2015 bobbert 11 Comments

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http://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2015/12/wendy-davis-open-carry-gun-rights-texas-213423

Heavy Metal Bees

December 17, 2015 C_R_Eature 4 Comments

+20

http://www.livescience.com/53127-australian-bee-pollinates-by-headbanging.html

Putin Praises Bestie tehRump

December 17, 2015 weejee 4 Comments

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http://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/donald-trump-praised-talented-russias-vladimir-putin-n481696

Feds Arrest Shkreli

December 17, 2015 PubOption 7 Comments

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http://www.stltoday.com/business/local/fbi-arrests-turing-pharmaceuticals-ceo-martin-shkreli/article_c00a05fa-8ac5-58ef-93c3-575fae7896df.html

Joel DeSpain Has Some Competition

December 16, 2015 Shelwood 10 Comments

+40

http://www.houstonpress.com/news/dude-shuts-down-gulf-freeway-to-propose-to-woman-six-months-after-his-divorce-updated-8000751

OFFS

December 16, 2015 Biff 4 Comments

+10

http://www.usatoday.com/story/money/2015/12/16/report-sheldon-adelson-new-owner-las-vegas-review-journal/77436956/

Best Po’o first sentence ever

December 16, 2015 Lot_49 15 Comments

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http://www.politico.com/story/2015/10/jeb-bush-2016-strategy-iowa-214541

On the Sixth Day of Cephalopodmas Cthulhu gave to me

December 16, 2015 C_T_Hulhu 29 Comments

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=st8-EY71K84

Experience the Horror of 700 Previously Unreleased Thin Lizzy Songs

December 16, 2015December 16, 2015 Zombie Dewey 10 Comments

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http://www.nme.com/news/thin-lizzy/61238

Fearless truth-teller Stuart Varney sets iCarly’s britches aflame. Wait, WHO?

December 16, 2015 Lot_49 6 Comments

http://www.salon.com/2015/12/16/thats_not_accurate_fox_news_military_analyst_blows_up_carly_fiorinas_latest_debate_lie/

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Pictured are two Christmas trees placed by La Cueva students after the Christmas trees normally placed on school grounds were ordered to be taken down. Some have left teddy bears. Albuquerque, New Mexico(Albuquerque Journal)

The Right to Bear Alms?

December 16, 2015 Zombie Dewey 9 Comments

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http://www.abqjournal.com/691849/news/bears-pour-in-amid-controversy.html

Smart car rats on driver

December 16, 2015 glasspusher 1 Comment

+10

http://www.cnet.com/news/woman-arrested-after-her-car-rats-her-out/

Because we are a Christian nation and that is the Christian way.

December 16, 2015 Gristle McThornbody 25 Comments

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http://www.occupydemocrats.com/kentucky-shelter-kicks-all-women-out-because-they-tempt-men-with-ungodly-sex-3/

Commie Janet Yellen and Nobummer’s Federale Reserve Hike Interest a Bazillion Points

December 16, 2015December 16, 2015 weejee 12 Comments

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https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2015/12/16/federal-reserve-likely-to-raise-interest-rates-for-first-time-in-nearly-a-decade/

‘Affluenza’ Guy Skips Out of Probation

December 16, 2015 PubOption 2 Comments

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http://www.kmov.com/story/30767247/ethan-couch-the-drunken-driving-affluenza-teen-missing-from-probation

Secret to happiness: eating vanilla yogurt

December 16, 2015 Close Read 5 Comments

+10

http://www.salon.com/2015/12/16/yogurt_could_be_the_key_to_happiness_partner/

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This is kind of a confessional. Wendy Davis on Open Carry.

Heavy Metal Bees

Putin Praises Bestie tehRump

Feds Arrest Shkreli

Joel DeSpain Has Some Competition

OFFS

Best Po’o first sentence ever

On the Sixth Day of Cephalopodmas Cthulhu gave to me

Experience the Horror of 700 Previously Unreleased Thin Lizzy Songs

Fearless truth-teller Stuart Varney sets iCarly’s britches aflame. Wait, WHO?

The Right to Bear Alms?

Smart car rats on driver

Because we are a Christian nation and that is the Christian way.

Commie Janet Yellen and Nobummer’s Federale Reserve Hike Interest a Bazillion Points

‘Affluenza’ Guy Skips Out of Probation

Secret to happiness: eating vanilla yogurt