Obama: Republicans are like Grumpy Cat (autoplay)

October 23, 2015October 23, 2015 snowpointsecret 4 Comments

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http://www.cnn.com/2015/10/23/politics/grumpy-cat-obama-republicans/

Reddit is doing a live news feed of Patricia’s Landfall

October 23, 2015 snowpointsecret 7 Comments

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https://www.reddit.com/live/vsowstyv3er1

This Fuckin’ Guy. Norway’s Worst Mass Murderer Pisses and Moans About Not Having Enough Moisturizer

October 23, 2015 natl_[redacted]_cmdr 10 Comments

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http://foreignpolicy.com/2015/10/23/norway-has-given-their-countrys-most-notorious-mass-murderer-permission-to-try-to-sue-them/

I, for one, welcome our robotic bee overlords

October 23, 2015 natl_[gorgeous]_cmdr 2 Comments

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http://news.discovery.com/tech/robotics/robotic-bee-flies-and-swims-151023.htm

Even pollsters are making fun of Chafee now

October 23, 2015 snowpointsecret 1 Comment

https://twitter.com/ppppolls/status/657536779705262080

Iowan Republicans Sure Do Lurv Themselves Some Wacky Doctor!

October 23, 2015 natl_[gorgeous]_cmdr 11 Comments

http://gawker.com/poll-iowa-republicans-love-that-ben-carson-is-an-inexp-1738269725

Ted Cruz Bought Roughly 10,000 Copies of His Own Book

October 23, 2015 natl_[gorgeous]_cmdr 9 Comments

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http://www.mprnews.org/story/2015/10/23/books-briefs-cruz-dickinson-wharton

AZ. Dealing in Illicit Drugs.

October 23, 2015 Blue 9 Comments

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http://america.aljazeera.com/articles/2015/10/23/report-arizona-tried-to-illegally-import-lethal-injection-drug.html

Jeb! Running Out of Money?

October 23, 2015 PubOption 4 Comments

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http://www.politico.com/story/2015/10/jeb-bush-orders-across-board-pay-cuts-on-campaign-215106

Polly want a cracker (with that wild-caught conure)?

October 23, 2015October 23, 2015 OzoneTom 4 Comments

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http://hoodline.com/2015/10/canned-parrot-display-angers-neighbors

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Barfst Mode

October 23, 2015October 23, 2015 Vomiting_Larry 2 Comments

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http://thebiglead.com/2015/10/22/marshawn-lynch-vomited-on-the-sideline-video/

Texas Raids Planned Parenthood Clinics

October 23, 2015 PubOption 1 Comment

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http://www.star-telegram.com/news/nation-world/national/article40878795.html

Debtors’ Prison in Biloxi

October 23, 2015 PubOption Leave a comment

http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2015/oct/21/mississippi-debtors-prison-poverty-lawsuit

“Migrants Carry Dangerous Diseases”

October 23, 2015 PubOption 1 Comment

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/oct/23/poland-election-law-and-justice-party

Hurricane Patricia now strongest storm ever recorded in western hemisphere

October 23, 2015 snowpointsecret 9 Comments

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http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/archive/2015/ep20/ep202015.public.014.shtml?

DRUDGE HOT TAKE ALERT!!!!!

October 23, 2015 snowpointsecret 6 Comments

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https://twitter.com/DRUDGE/status/657382574164189184

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Obama: Republicans are like Grumpy Cat (autoplay)

Reddit is doing a live news feed of Patricia’s Landfall

This Fuckin’ Guy. Norway’s Worst Mass Murderer Pisses and Moans About Not Having Enough Moisturizer

I, for one, welcome our robotic bee overlords

Even pollsters are making fun of Chafee now

Iowan Republicans Sure Do Lurv Themselves Some Wacky Doctor!

Ted Cruz Bought Roughly 10,000 Copies of His Own Book

AZ. Dealing in Illicit Drugs.

Jeb! Running Out of Money?

Polly want a cracker (with that wild-caught conure)?

Barfst Mode

Texas Raids Planned Parenthood Clinics

Debtors’ Prison in Biloxi

“Migrants Carry Dangerous Diseases”

Hurricane Patricia now strongest storm ever recorded in western hemisphere

DRUDGE HOT TAKE ALERT!!!!!