Ben Carson’s anger issue: Imagine what he could have done with a gun rather than a hammer or knife!

October 11, 2015 OzoneTom 2 Comments

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http://www.biography.com/people/ben-carson-475422#anger-issues

Football: Try to Keep Yourself Together (Unlike the Giants)

October 11, 2015October 12, 2015 Shelwood 151 Comments

+40

http://deadspin.com/report-giants-tight-end-daniel-fells-could-lose-foot-t-1735922332

Missouri Trying to Keep Alleged Medicare Overpayments

October 11, 2015 PubOption 2 Comments

+10

http://www.stltoday.com/business/local/missouri-files-suit-to-block-u-s-from-recouping-overpayments/article_72a066db-3e7a-5b8d-a15f-b2c97e026946.html

Kasich Finds His Campaign Slogan

October 11, 2015 Lot_49 6 Comments

+20

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/10/gop-candidate-john-kasich-pushes-cuts-to-social-security-youre-going-to-have-to-get-over-it/#.Vhkb-nwSsHB.twitter

And yet Ted Cruz remains at large…

October 11, 2015 sw19womble 3 Comments

+10

http://edition.cnn.com/2015/10/11/entertainment/randy-quaid-vermont-arrest/

A comic featuring vomiting and cephalopods!

October 10, 2015 guppy06 1 Comment

http://nonadventures.com/2015/10/10/cuttle-buddies/

Is that a gun in your backpack, or — oh, nevermind

October 10, 2015October 10, 2015 FeloniousMonk 10 Comments

+40

http://www.chron.com/local/education/campus-chronicles/article/campus-carry-ut-austin-dildo-dildos-texas-6563276.php

Anyone hear from Gloria lately?

October 10, 2015 Close Scream 9 Comments

+10

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-india-34483809

The Benghazi people are turning on each other–more so

October 10, 2015October 10, 2015 Callyson 7 Comments

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http://www.nytimes.com/2015/10/11/us/politics/former-benghazi-investigator-says-he-was-fired-unlawfully.html?hp&action=click&pgtype=Homepage&module=second-column-region&region=top-news&WT.nav=top-news&_r=0

Lady Writer Wins Thing

October 10, 2015 natl_[gorgeous]_cmdr 2 Comments

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http://www.slate.com/blogs/browbeat/2015/10/08/svetlana_alexievich_belarusan_journalist_wins_the_nobel_prize_in_literature.html

Kitteh is too fat to fuck

October 10, 2015 natl_[gorgeous]_cmdr 7 Comments

+20

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-india-34496541

Hawt Geology Pics

October 10, 2015 AlterNewt 6 Comments

+30

http://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-34469142

Nobummer Get Much Warmer Welcome in Seattle than Roseburg

October 10, 2015 weejee 4 Comments

+10

http://www.king5.com/story/news/politics/2015/10/09/president-obama-fundraising-for-senator-murray/73693450/

Churchillian rhetoric called for: Life during wartime

October 9, 2015October 10, 2015 pierre_de_fermat Leave a comment

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/divine-comedy

They just get wackier in KY

October 9, 2015October 9, 2015 Tansy Leave a comment

http://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show/drug-tests-medicare-recipients?cid=sm_fb_maddow

More R “Fiscal Responsibility”

October 9, 2015 natl_[gorgeous]_cmdr 7 Comments

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http://www.jsonline.com/news/statepolitics/scott-walkers-security-team-had-125000-in-travel-costs-b99593855z1-331824491.html

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Ben Carson’s anger issue: Imagine what he could have done with a gun rather than a hammer or knife!

Football: Try to Keep Yourself Together (Unlike the Giants)

Missouri Trying to Keep Alleged Medicare Overpayments

Kasich Finds His Campaign Slogan

And yet Ted Cruz remains at large…

A comic featuring vomiting and cephalopods!

Is that a gun in your backpack, or — oh, nevermind

Anyone hear from Gloria lately?

The Benghazi people are turning on each other–more so

Lady Writer Wins Thing

Kitteh is too fat to fuck

Hawt Geology Pics

Nobummer Get Much Warmer Welcome in Seattle than Roseburg

Churchillian rhetoric called for: Life during wartime

They just get wackier in KY

More R “Fiscal Responsibility”