Again with the Canadiennes.

September 7, 2015September 7, 2015 Biff Leave a comment

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2015/09/07/the-great-lesbian-sperm-crisis.html

Chris Wallace Smacks Cheney Over Head With Iranian Centrifuges

September 7, 2015 weejee 5 Comments

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http://crooksandliars.com/2015/09/chris-wallace-dazes-cheney-irans

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CWD Strikes Again.

September 7, 2015September 7, 2015 Biff 3 Comments

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http://www.cbc.ca/news/jerry-bance-marketplace-1.3217797

Stupid criminals fail at stealing laptops bound for school. Ironic?

September 7, 2015September 7, 2015 glasspusher 2 Comments

http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2015/09/feds-allege-4-men-executed-heist-of-1-million-worth-of-macbook-airs/

Bloody Harlan and the others

September 6, 2015 qwerty42 8 Comments

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http://gawker.com/there-are-no-union-mines-left-in-kentucky-1729053318

Pope Francis waves to faithfulls as he arrives at St Peter's Square at the Vatican to lead his weekly general audience on January 8, 2014. AFP PHOTO/ Gabriel BOUYSGABRIEL BOUYS/AFP/Getty Images

I want my Pope TV

September 6, 2015September 6, 2015 Close Read 3 Comments

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http://www.nytimes.com/2015/09/07/nyregion/time-warner-cable-plans-channel-dedicated-to-pope-francis-visit.html?_r=0

In California, they save ribs. In Ohio, things explode instead.

September 6, 2015 snowpointsecret 13 Comments

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http://www.whio.com/news/news/local/bbq-grill-explodes-sets-house-afire-in-preble-co/nnZGq/

Canada thinks twice about its commitment to American ‘built’ F-35 Flying Bricks

September 6, 2015 sw19womble 12 Comments

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http://www.defensenews.com/story/defense/air-space/strike/2015/09/05/election-determine-f-35s-future-canada/71571546/

Lou Sarah head of DOE? I can’t even.

September 6, 2015September 6, 2015 glasspusher 7 Comments

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http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-politics/wp/2015/09/06/sarah-palin-would-like-to-be-energy-secretary-but-not-for-long/

Cut Above Eye-Black Bible Citations

September 6, 2015September 6, 2015 weejee 7 Comments

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http://horsesass.org/extra-tim-tebow-edition-of-ha-bible-study/

Upchuchabee Compares KY Clerk Case to Dred Scott – Ookes

September 6, 2015September 6, 2015 weejee 5 Comments

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http://www.cnn.com/2015/09/06/politics/mike-huckabee-gay-marriage-slavery/index.html

The Waiting is The Hardest Part

September 6, 2015 weejee 3 Comments

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http://abcnews.go.com/International/refugees-waiting-part-journey/story?id=33568339

Say… You know who else Christians deny are actually christians?

September 6, 2015 dshwa 6 Comments

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http://www.thestranger.com/blogs/slog/2015/09/04/22812510/the-federalist-baptists-arent-christians

BREAKING NEWS: Scientists using LHC as a “Stargate” to explore horrible new dimension!

September 6, 2015 C_R_Eature 8 Comments

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http://gizmodo.com/michigan-newspaper-claims-lhc-is-being-used-as-a-starg-1728551464

Relativistic Heavy Ion Collider Spurts out tiny droplets of Primordial Goo

September 6, 2015September 6, 2015 C_R_Eature 7 Comments

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https://www.bnl.gov/newsroom/news.php?a=11749

Now you can know what it’s like to be a Japanese cat!

September 5, 2015 snowpointsecret 8 Comments

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http://www.vox.com/maps/2015/9/2/9251241/cat-map-japan-hiroshima

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Author: Biff

Again with the Canadiennes.

Chris Wallace Smacks Cheney Over Head With Iranian Centrifuges

CWD Strikes Again.

Stupid criminals fail at stealing laptops bound for school. Ironic?

Bloody Harlan and the others

I want my Pope TV

In California, they save ribs. In Ohio, things explode instead.

Canada thinks twice about its commitment to American ‘built’ F-35 Flying Bricks

Lou Sarah head of DOE? I can’t even.

Cut Above Eye-Black Bible Citations

Upchuchabee Compares KY Clerk Case to Dred Scott – Ookes

The Waiting is The Hardest Part

Say… You know who else Christians deny are actually christians?

BREAKING NEWS: Scientists using LHC as a “Stargate” to explore horrible new dimension!

Relativistic Heavy Ion Collider Spurts out tiny droplets of Primordial Goo

Now you can know what it’s like to be a Japanese cat!