Philadelphian Pratik Patel Petitions Pending Pontiff to Plead For Passer’s Problematic Patellae

August 12, 2015August 12, 2015 Smokey 6 Comments

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https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/early-lead/wp/2015/08/10/eagles-fans-to-pope-francis-please-bless-sam-bradfords-rickety-knees/

Cops find Gun in Bible, MURRICA!

August 12, 2015 Lizzietish81 7 Comments

http://gothamist.com/2015/08/12/gun_stashed_in_mysterious_ways.php

A Missouri Rat F***ing Fer Sure

August 12, 2015 weejee 2 Comments

http://mockpaperscissors.com/2015/08/12/anatomy-of-a-rat-fing/

Dead Heat – Feel the Granite Bern

August 12, 2015 weejee 2 Comments

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http://www.nytimes.com/politics/first-draft/2015/08/12/bernie-sanders-in-statistical-tie-with-hillary-clinton-in-new-hampshire-poll/?_r=0

I, For One, Welcome Our New Beer-Delivering Robot Overlords

August 12, 2015 C_R_Eature 10 Comments

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http://www.popsci.com/watch-team-mit-bartender-robots-serve-beer

Rubio Sez Yer Spore Won’t Turn Into Cats – Plus Other Morning Treats

August 12, 2015 weejee 2 Comments

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http://bluenationreview.com/bnr-breakfast-rubio-says-human-life-cant-become-a-donkey-or-a-cat/

Let’s play “spot the outlier poll”

August 12, 2015 snowpointsecret 12 Comments

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http://www.rasmussenreports.com/public_content/politics/elections/election_2016/has_the_donald_peaked

Goose-Riding Monster-Slaying Politician Runs for Office in Canada

August 12, 2015 PubOption Leave a comment

http://www.kmov.com/story/29768428/canada-politician-shoots-lasers-from-eyes-slays-robot-in-campaign-ad

Batesville Mayor has Problems from Buttsechs

August 12, 2015 PubOption 1 Comment

http://www.cincinnati.com/story/news/2015/08/11/police-indiana-mayor-paid-man--sex/31492679/

LA Residents: It’s a good thing if your water tasts like balls

August 11, 2015August 12, 2015 OzoneTom 1 Comment

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http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2015-08-11/who-s-behind-the-96-million-shade-balls-they-just-rolled-into-l-a-s-reservoirs-

The Old Band I Toured With A Million Years Ago

August 11, 2015August 11, 2015 Vodka 12 Comments

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOblx8YwJyY

Fresh Fish Flips, Grips Nip

August 11, 2015 C_R_Eature 8 Comments

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http://mashable.com/2015/08/11/fish-nipple/

Let’s kick off the exhibition season by talking about what’s on exhibit: chronic traumatic encephalopathy

August 11, 2015 Lot_49 5 Comments

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http://www.nytimes.com/2015/08/11/opinion/joe-nocera-nfls-bogus-settlement-for-brain-damaged-former-players.html?ref=opinion&_r=0

Too Much Bourbon in Bourbon?

August 11, 2015 PubOption 5 Comments

http://www.kmov.com/story/29760473/bourbon-woman-with-332-bac-accused-of-punching-mother

MIT Engineers Develop Most Human-Like robot For This Year’s DARPA Robotics Challenge

August 11, 2015 C_R_Eature 19 Comments

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http://www.piercepioneer.com/mit-engineers-develop-most-human-like-robot-for-this-years-darpa-robotics-challenge/44754

Kamp Klan Kiddies

August 11, 2015 One_who_Wanders 3 Comments

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http://www.rawstory.com/2015/08/teens-at-klan-connected-confederate-camp-learn-archery-crafts-outdoor-skills-and-hate/

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Philadelphian Pratik Patel Petitions Pending Pontiff to Plead For Passer’s Problematic Patellae

Cops find Gun in Bible, MURRICA!

A Missouri Rat F***ing Fer Sure

Dead Heat – Feel the Granite Bern

I, For One, Welcome Our New Beer-Delivering Robot Overlords

Rubio Sez Yer Spore Won’t Turn Into Cats – Plus Other Morning Treats

Let’s play “spot the outlier poll”

Goose-Riding Monster-Slaying Politician Runs for Office in Canada

Batesville Mayor has Problems from Buttsechs

LA Residents: It’s a good thing if your water tasts like balls

The Old Band I Toured With A Million Years Ago

Fresh Fish Flips, Grips Nip

Let’s kick off the exhibition season by talking about what’s on exhibit: chronic traumatic encephalopathy

Too Much Bourbon in Bourbon?

MIT Engineers Develop Most Human-Like robot For This Year’s DARPA Robotics Challenge

Kamp Klan Kiddies