Catch a wave and you’re inches on top of the world

July 23, 2015 C_R_Eature 4 Comments

+20

http://phys.org/news/2015-07-scientists-track-monster-ocean-surface.html

I Hope They Glued Tiny Cameras To Them

July 23, 2015July 23, 2015 Shelwood 5 Comments

+10

http://kfor.com/2015/07/22/massive-swarm-of-grasshoppers-and-beetles-picked-up-by-radar-headed-to-oklahoma/

Walmart urbanizes Bentonville — with one exception: Politics (PS READ THE COMMENTS)

July 22, 2015July 22, 2015 kakugori 8 Comments

+20

http://www.arktimes.com/ArkansasBlog/archives/2015/07/22/walmart-urbanizes-bentonville-with-one-exception-politics

Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu Long John Silver’s, wgah’nagl fhtagn

July 22, 2015 Dewey 27 Comments

+40

http://www.theonion.com/article/long-john-silvers-introduces-new-golden-fried-abom-50894

The Great Irish Seagull and Sheep War of 2015

July 22, 2015 snowpointsecret 4 Comments

http://www.irishmirror.ie/news/weird-news/giant-gulls-killing-sheep-horrific-6118938

Sarah Hepola advises her pro bono client wisely

July 22, 2015 Lot_49 7 Comments

+10

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/gyrocopter-plea-deal_55afed5ee4b08f57d5d3674d?

Moar on Sound Bite Meme

July 22, 2015 weejee 2 Comments

http://boingboing.net/2015/07/22/sound-is-the-forgotten-flavor.html

Your Handy 2016 Guide

July 22, 2015July 22, 2015 Shelwood 4 Comments

+20

http://jezebel.com/how-to-tell-the-difference-between-all-the-dudes-runnin-1718320470

In other weird Florida illness news…

July 22, 2015 guppy06 2 Comments

http://consumerist.com/2015/07/22/florida-officials-warning-people-not-to-pet-armadillos-amid-spike-in-leprosy-cases/

Mmm…cookies

July 22, 2015July 22, 2015 glasspusher Leave a comment

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/scientist-discovered-the-most-perfect-chocolate-chip-cookie-recipe_55ad6355e4b065dfe89f23f8

Drudge Lite: Perry Sad the Donald is Pooping in His Cowboy Hat

July 22, 2015 weejee Leave a comment

+10

http://www.politico.com/story/2015/07/rick-perry-donald-trump-support-2012-120475.html

One for Larry – Man who stabbed prostitute convicted on evidence of vomit at scene

July 22, 2015 PubOption 3 Comments

+30

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/man-who-stabbed-prostitute-scissors-6106534

It thrills me. It chills me. It makes me feel goose-pimply all over.

July 22, 2015 Blue 7 Comments

+10

http://www.bbc.com/future/story/20150721-when-was-the-last-time-music-gave-you-a-skin-orgasm

What’s German for “hoist on your own petard”?

July 22, 2015 sw19womble 3 Comments

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/economics/11752954/Why-its-time-for-Germany-to-leave-the-eurozone.html

Jack Link’s Pays $50K To Former Worker Who Refused To Give Boss Jerky

July 22, 2015July 22, 2015 Fitzy Chesterfield 2 Comments

+10

http://www.startribune.com/persistent-sexual-badgering-by-jack-link-s-boss-in-mankato-costs-firm-50k/318115431/

Son of State Senator threatened Supervisor for his No Show job

July 22, 2015 Lizzietish81 7 Comments

+10

http://gothamist.com/2015/07/22/son_of_skelos_smash_boss.php

Wonkville

Our Headlines Are Funnier®

Author: C_R_Eature

Catch a wave and you’re inches on top of the world

I Hope They Glued Tiny Cameras To Them

Walmart urbanizes Bentonville — with one exception: Politics (PS READ THE COMMENTS)

Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu Long John Silver’s, wgah’nagl fhtagn

The Great Irish Seagull and Sheep War of 2015

Sarah Hepola advises her pro bono client wisely

Moar on Sound Bite Meme

Your Handy 2016 Guide

In other weird Florida illness news…

Mmm…cookies

Drudge Lite: Perry Sad the Donald is Pooping in His Cowboy Hat

One for Larry – Man who stabbed prostitute convicted on evidence of vomit at scene

It thrills me. It chills me. It makes me feel goose-pimply all over.

What’s German for “hoist on your own petard”?

Jack Link’s Pays $50K To Former Worker Who Refused To Give Boss Jerky

Son of State Senator threatened Supervisor for his No Show job