Speed dating- yer doing it wrong

July 10, 2015 Zip it 7 Comments

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http://gawker.com/nypd-sergeant-accused-of-throwing-ejaculate-on-female-c-1716944572

Beshear shows the clerks the rainbow sign, says marry them folks or its firing time

July 10, 2015July 10, 2015 FeloniousMonk 3 Comments

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http://www.rawstory.com/2015/07/kentucky-governor-tells-county-clerks-do-your-jobs-or-get-fired/

Makin Bacon

July 9, 2015 Zippig 9 Comments

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http://gawker.com/drunk-guy-found-naked-in-hog-barn-i-just-like-pigs-1716911304

8-minute clip of 90-year-old Jimmy Carter. He looks in better shape than I am.

July 9, 2015 chascates 2 Comments

http://www.pbs.org/newshour/bb/former-president-jimmy-carter-shares-full-lucky-life-new-memoir/

A letter from Satanic Temple leader to Arkansas Senator Jason Rapert

July 9, 2015July 9, 2015 kakugori 3 Comments

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http://www.arktimes.com/ArkansasBlog/archives/2015/07/09/the-open-line-and-a-letter-from-satanists-to-jason-rapert

With Sonar-Reflecting Leaves, Plant Lures Bats to Poo in it

July 9, 2015 C_R_Eature 7 Comments

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http://phenomena.nationalgeographic.com/2015/07/09/with-sonar-reflecting-leaves-plant-lures-bats-to-poo-in-it/

Tomorrow, the flag goes down.

July 9, 2015 snowpointsecret 3 Comments

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http://news.yahoo.com/south-carolina-house-approves-removal-confederate-flag-092602723.html;_ylt=A0LEVjGZ9Z5VDmIAS_AnnIlQ;_ylu=X3oDMTE0cm0zb2VrBGNvbG8DYmYxBHBvcwMxBHZ0aWQDRkZYVUkyMF8xBHNlYwNzYw--

Alis Volat Propriis

July 9, 2015 guppy06 Leave a comment

http://consumerist.com/2015/07/09/oregonians-can-now-fly-with-recreational-marijuana-as-long-as-theyre-traveling-within-the-state/

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House GOP in Picketts Charge 2.0

July 9, 2015July 9, 2015 OzoneTom Leave a comment

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/josh-earnest-house-gop-confederate

Uh-oh, there goes all the fun.

July 9, 2015 Lot_49 4 Comments

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http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2015/07/09/donald_trump_gop_debate_did_the_republican_national_committee_just_find.html

I can’t even {splutter}

July 9, 2015 One_who_Wanders 8 Comments

http://internet.gawker.com/internet-racists-are-obsessed-with-nickelodeons-show-ab-1716108536

Of COURSE wiring brains together has a point!

July 9, 2015 C_R_Eature 14 Comments

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http://www.wired.com/2015/07/science-can-learn-wiring-monkey-brains-together/

Fickle Finger of Fireworks Costs JPP of Giants $14.8M

July 9, 2015 Nounverb911 2 Comments

http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/football/giants/vacchiano-jason-pierre-paul-plays-defense-giants-article-1.2286267

Good News! This development in airline technology promises to make air travel more hellacious, while boosting carrier profits.

July 9, 2015 OzoneTom 12 Comments

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http://fortune.com/2015/07/09/new-airplane-seating-hexagon/

Elsewhere in Happy Nice Time News

July 9, 2015July 9, 2015 Malsperanza 1 Comment

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http://www.nola.com/politics/index.ssf/2015/07/mitch_landrieu_confederate_rem.html

How come Richard Thompson’s cartoons from 15 years ago are funnier than anything today?

July 9, 2015 Lot_49 1 Comment

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http://www.gocomics.com/richards-poor-almanac

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Speed dating- yer doing it wrong

Beshear shows the clerks the rainbow sign, says marry them folks or its firing time

Makin Bacon

8-minute clip of 90-year-old Jimmy Carter. He looks in better shape than I am.

A letter from Satanic Temple leader to Arkansas Senator Jason Rapert

With Sonar-Reflecting Leaves, Plant Lures Bats to Poo in it

Tomorrow, the flag goes down.

Alis Volat Propriis

House GOP in Picketts Charge 2.0

Uh-oh, there goes all the fun.

I can’t even {splutter}

Of COURSE wiring brains together has a point!

Fickle Finger of Fireworks Costs JPP of Giants $14.8M

Good News! This development in airline technology promises to make air travel more hellacious, while boosting carrier profits.

Elsewhere in Happy Nice Time News

How come Richard Thompson’s cartoons from 15 years ago are funnier than anything today?