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Welcome to the Thermal Dome

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https://www.axios.com/scorching-heat-wave-hits-us-millions-affected-20cda585-2f74-4bd4-8aed-d3826d2c4126.html
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If The Guns Don’t Kill Us, Cement Will

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https://theoutline.com/post/5124/are-we-stuck-with-cement-environmental-impact?zd=1&zi=6sl27wdu
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They put out a damn paper today

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http://www.capitalgazette.com/news/annapolis/bs-md-gazette-shooting-20180628-story.html
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A New Hope?

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https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/opinion/hope-hicks-should-replace-john-kelly-as-white-house-chief-of-staff
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Well, He Certainly Found an Anachronism

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https://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2018/06/28/time-warp-las-vegas-paranormal-investigator/
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A Fib We Can Live With

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http://www.openculture.com/2016/01/why-violins-have-f-holes-the-science-history-of-a-remarkable-renaissance-design.html
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Who hates Rutland urinal?

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https://www.castanet.net/edition/news-story-229939-1-.htm#229939
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Milo and Rubio Are Complete Assholes – Quelle Surprise

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https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2018/06/29/milo-finds-a-way-to-make-the-news-again/
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Complicity in Rendition

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https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/uk-torture-rendition-detainees-treatment-isc-mi5-mi6-911-war-terror-a8421856.html
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This Time it was Only a Taser

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https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/unarmed-blackman-tased-police-video-lancaster-pennsylvania-danene-sorace-sean-williams-a8422321.html
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Cool

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mplSHdBrll4
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Carrey Creates Crushing Cartoon

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https://www.seattlepi.com/entertainment/the-wrap/article/Jim-Carrey-Stomps-on-Trump-With-Fixed-13028886.php
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Need Some Big Mojo

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qV9xpPgR1h8
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Have Some High Weirdness

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https://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/explore-seattles-map-of-high-weirdness-ghost-canoe-rumored-troll-hell-mouth-and-more/
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Three Words Can Find You, Anywhere

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https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2018/jun/23/the-gps-app-that-can-find-anyone-anywhere
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Swimming Pool Stephenie

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http://www.live5news.com/story/38510522/woman-faces-charges-after-hitting-teen-at-summerville-subdivision-pool-allegedly-used-racial-slurs
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