He hate me

Admission Requirements for the Word’s Most Exclusive Club of Municipal Extortionists

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/02/02/your-money/buy-nfl-team.html?rref=collection%2Fsectioncollection%2Fsports&action=click&contentCollection=sports&region=stream&module=stream_unit&version=latest&contentPlacement=10&pgtype=sectionfront
3-stars

“Really excellent for getting the brains out of very small bird skulls.”

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/speaking-of-science/wp/2018/01/30/fits-neatly-inside-a-lizards-cloaca-scientists-are-leaving-amazon-reviews-and-its-amazing/?utm_term=.d90096dc11f7
mooch

Very entertaining and possibly partially true first-person tick-tock account of the Mooch Era

https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2018/02/the-mooch-recalls-his-10-days-in-the-swamp?mbid=social_twitter