risotto

If I could persuade La Signora Quarantanova to cook this, we’d have it every night

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/01/18/magazine/winter-cheesey-risotto-sausage.html?rref=collection%2Fsectioncollection%2Fmagazine&action=click&contentCollection=magazine&region=rank&module=package&version=highlights&contentPlacement=9&pgtype=sectionfront
amazon go

All those undocumented jerb-takers Trump arrested at 7/11 the other day will be released to find out Bezos took THEIR jerbs, bwa-ha ha!

https://www.recode.net/2018/1/21/16914188/amazon-go-grocery-convenience-store-opening-seattle-dilip-kumar
337-3

New Pope Perhaps Not So DIfferent from Old Pope

http://religiondispatches.org/they-have-no-intention-of-changing-an-interview-with-sex-abuse-expert-on-popes-fierce-defense-of-accused-bishop/
f9d[1]

♪ Happy Anniversary, Happy Anniversary ♪

https://www.newyorker.com/news/our-columnists/on-trumps-first-anniversary-a-government-shutdown-budget-schumer
call someone who cares

Crazy lady walks randomly through the woods, trying to find woman she lost an election to a decade ago

https://www.rawstory.com/2018/01/fox-news-jeanine-pirro-is-literally-searching-for-hillary-clinton-in-the-woods-of-upstate-new-york/
comfort pony

DELTA IS TIRED OF ALL THESE MF-ING COMFORT ANIMALS ON THE MF-ING PLANE!

https://boingboing.net/2018/01/19/it-wont-be-as-easy-as-it-use.html
tide pods

No, I don’t know why people are eating laundry detergent either.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/to-your-health/wp/2018/01/13/teens-are-daring-each-other-to-eat-tide-pods-we-dont-need-to-tell-you-thats-a-bad-idea/?utm_term=.423a249c0f4b