Free Chicken Alfredo and Sprite Sounds Way Better than Free Candy

http://www.kmov.com/story/37060703/college-student-arrested-tried-to-trade-chicken-alfredo-sprite-for-sex
minecraft cats

Remember when large parts of the internet went down? Turns out it wasn’t Russia. It was kids cheating at Minecraft.

https://www.wired.com/story/mirai-botnet-minecraft-scam-brought-down-the-internet/
bile

Get Ready to Update Your World Net-Neutrality Maps . Change from Blue to

https://www.thisisnetneutrality.org/
Boy bye

Roger Goodell intends to retire as NFL commissioner by end of extension in 2024, league says

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/sports/wp/2017/12/13/roger-goodell-intends-to-retire-as-nfl-commissioner-at-end-of-extension-in-2024-league-says/?utm_term=.5fb5447d890b
Ryan-rand

In a shocking development, it is revealed that top GOPer congressional leaders stand to gain a huge financial windfall from the tax bill they are about to vote into law!

http://www.ibtimes.com/political-capital/paul-ryan-top-republican-lawmakers-could-reap-personal-windfall-new-real-estate
Jeff-Sessions-Freddie-Gray

Jefe Sessions Is Coming After the Wonket in 3, 2, 1…

https://www.salon.com/2017/12/13/trumped-up-charges-feds-try-to-criminalize-inauguration-day-protest/
ajit pai

Ajit Pai not intent with killing the internet; plans to humiliate himself in the process

https://gizmodo.com/ajit-pai-thinks-youre-stupid-enough-to-buy-this-crap-1821277398