NW Suing Big Pharma for Being Assholes

September 28, 2017 weejee 20 Comments

http://m.seattlepi.com/local/article/Seattle-Washington-suing-opioid-manufacturers-12237527.php

Dewey needs to fix his state’s science

September 28, 2017 glaß 7 Comments

https://arstechnica.com/science/2017/09/proposed-new-mexico-science-standards-edit-out-basic-facts/

Blobtown

September 28, 2017 C_R_Eature 3 Comments

http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/maryland/baltimore-city/bs-md-ci-fatberg-20170925-story.html

Octopolis!

September 28, 2017 glaß 8 Comments

https://arstechnica.com/science/2017/09/why-octopuses-are-building-small-cities-off-the-coast-of-australia/

Candidate for the Tigers Eating Faces Party

September 28, 2017 PubOption Leave a comment

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/man-whose-entire-face-ripped-11252192

Interesting new world-destroying potential threat to worry about: Mach 25 missiles

September 27, 2017 Lot_49 30 Comments

https://www.rand.org/multimedia/video/2017/09/27/hypersonic-missile-nonproliferation.html

Trmp Hotel pic of haute cuisine looks like a guerrilla took a shit

September 27, 2017 chascates 17 Comments

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/twitter-roasts-trump-hotels-over-photo-of-steak-and-veggies_us_59cbaa9de4b02aef6cd67af0

Florida Clown

September 27, 2017 C_R_Eature 21 Comments

http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/crime-amp-law/breaking-years-later-arrest-wellington-clown-fatal-shooting/UeyldypB41cCzA8FJgexaL/

Awkward

September 27, 2017 Blue 4 Comments

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/top-saudi-education-official-fired-after-yoda-shows-up-in-textbook

iPhone 8 Has Issue with Weird Feature Noöne Uses

September 27, 2017 guppy06 8 Comments

https://consumerist.com/2017/09/27/apple-promises-to-fix-weird-crackling-noise-on-iphone-8-and-8-plus/

Today in Amicus Briefs

September 27, 2017 guppy06 2 Comments

https://consumerist.com/2017/09/27/child-makes-adorable-case-in-favor-of-toys-r-us/

We reached out to Kris Kobach of the Presidential Advisory Commission on Election Integrity for comment on Jared’s potentially improper voting status. We’ll update if and when we hear back.

September 27, 2017 Blue 13 Comments

https://www.wired.com/story/jared-kushner-voter-registration-woman/

Your tax dollars at work.

September 27, 2017 Lot_49 7 Comments

http://fox5sandiego.com/2017/09/25/father-of-autistic-son-faces-deportation-under-stricter-immigration-enforcement/

Baltimore Ravens’ Anthem Singer Resigns

September 27, 2017 PubOption 3 Comments

http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/09/27/553906627/ravens-national-anthem-singer-resigns-amid-countrys-cultural-crisis

This explains the Trumpanzees

September 27, 2017 zippy 9 Comments

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/donald-trump-chimpanzee-jane-goodall-dominance-ritual-a7959246.html

Women are now allowed to drive cars?!?! Saudi Arabia is heading downhill fast!

September 26, 2017 glaß 5 Comments

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/sep/26/saudi-arabias-king-issues-order-allowing-women-to-drive

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NW Suing Big Pharma for Being Assholes

Dewey needs to fix his state’s science

Blobtown

Octopolis!

Candidate for the Tigers Eating Faces Party

Interesting new world-destroying potential threat to worry about: Mach 25 missiles

Trmp Hotel pic of haute cuisine looks like a guerrilla took a shit

Florida Clown

Awkward

iPhone 8 Has Issue with Weird Feature Noöne Uses

Today in Amicus Briefs

We reached out to Kris Kobach of the Presidential Advisory Commission on Election Integrity for comment on Jared’s potentially improper voting status. We’ll update if and when we hear back.

Your tax dollars at work.

Baltimore Ravens’ Anthem Singer Resigns

This explains the Trumpanzees

Women are now allowed to drive cars?!?! Saudi Arabia is heading downhill fast!