Mallet: The Stabbening July 31, 2017 natl_[gorgeous]_cmdr 217268 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2017%2F07%2F31%2Fmallet-the-stabbening%2FMallet%3A+The+Stabbening2017-08-01+00%3A22%3A32Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F%3Fp%3D21726 http://www.startribune.com/police-rift-during-wizard-card-game-prompts-st-cloud-man-to-stab-other-in-neck-7-times/437473113/
Mooch, we hardly knew ye! July 31, 2017 Biff 2172345 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2017%2F07%2F31%2Fmooch-we-hardly-knew-ye%2FMooch%2C+we+hardly+knew+ye%212017-07-31+18%3A41%3A05Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2017%2F07%2F31%2Fmooch-we-hardly-knew-ye%2F https://twitter.com/ABC?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor
New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie is caught on video confronting a Chicago Cubs fan while carrying a basket of nachos. July 31, 2017 C_R_Eature 2171936 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2017%2F07%2F31%2Fnew-jersey-gov-chris-christie-is-caught-on-video-confronting-a-chicago-cubs-fan-while-carrying-a-basket-of-nachos%2FNew+Jersey+Gov.+Chris+Christie+is+caught+on+video+confronting+a+Chicago+Cubs+fan+while+carrying+a+basket+of+nachos.2017-07-31+14%3A02%3A38Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F%3Fp%3D21719 https://twitter.com/AP/status/891819834681503744
If You Can’t Hack an Election, Hack the IT Guy July 31, 2017 PubOption 21718Leave a commenthttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2017%2F07%2F31%2Fif-you-cant-hack-an-election-hack-the-it-guy%2FIf+You+Can%27t+Hack+an+Election%2C+Hack+the+IT+Guy2017-07-31+13%3A30%3A42Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2017%2F07%2F31%2Fif-you-cant-hack-an-election-hack-the-it-guy%2F http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/chief-kenyan-election-found-dead-10905970
Snake’s on a Face July 31, 2017 PubOption 217172 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2017%2F07%2F31%2Fsnakes-on-a-face%2FSnake%27s+on+a+Face2017-07-31+13%3A19%3A14Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2017%2F07%2F31%2Fsnakes-on-a-face%2F http://www.chroniclet.com/Local-News/2017/07/27/Firefighters-kill-snake-that-was-biting-woman-s-face.html
Bayakou Blues July 30, 2017 C_R_Eature 2171214 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2017%2F07%2F30%2Fbayakou-blues%2FBayakou+Blues2017-07-31+00%3A16%3A32Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F%3Fp%3D21712 http://www.npr.org/2017/07/30/540359412/haiti-s-bayakou-hauling-away-human-excrement-by-hand
Your White House staff, on parade July 30, 2017 Lot_49 217103 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2017%2F07%2F30%2Fyour-white-house-staff-on-parade%2FYour+White+House+staff%2C+on+parade2017-07-30+23%3A18%3A49Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2017%2F07%2F30%2Fyour-white-house-staff-on-parade%2F https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/891712525221457922
“We Had One Sample, Sold as Cocaine, That Turned Out to be 100% Ground Concrete” July 30, 2017 AlterNewt 2170833 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2017%2F07%2F30%2Fwe-had-one-sample-sold-as-cocaine-that-turned-out-to-be-100-ground-concrete%2F%22We+Had+One+Sample%2C+Sold+as+Cocaine%2C+That+Turned+Out+to+be+100%25+Ground+Concrete%222017-07-30+16%3A32%3A37Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2017%2F07%2F30%2Fwe-had-one-sample-sold-as-cocaine-that-turned-out-to-be-100-ground-concrete%2F http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/39996522/six-uk-music-festivals-are-to-allow-drug-testing-including-reading-and-leeds
Make Aztlan Great Again July 29, 2017 Zombie Dewey 2170434 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2017%2F07%2F29%2Fmake-aztlan-great-again%2FMake+Aztlan+Great+Again2017-07-29+19%3A43%3A21Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F%3Fp%3D21704 https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/6q7zn7/alien_donald_trump_billboard_appears_in_mexico/
Today in Wells Fargo “Upsells” July 29, 2017 guppy06 217003 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2017%2F07%2F29%2Ftoday-in-wells-fargo-upsells%2FToday+in+Wells+Fargo+%22Upsells%222017-07-29+19%3A43%3A08Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F%3Fp%3D21700 https://consumerist.com/2017/07/28/report-25000-wells-fargo-customers-lost-vehicles-after-bank-charged-for-unwanted-insurance/
Saturday Morning Emetic July 29, 2017 Blue 2170214 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2017%2F07%2F29%2Fsaturday-morning-emetic%2FSaturday+Morning+Emetic2017-07-29+16%3A49%3A32Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2017%2F07%2F29%2Fsaturday-morning-emetic%2F https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNNRGa3pKyw
Attack of the Killer Coral! July 28, 2017 guppy06 216955 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2017%2F07%2F28%2Fattack-of-the-killer-coral%2FAttack+of+the+Killer+Coral%212017-07-28+21%3A42%3A06Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F%3Fp%3D21695 https://consumerist.com/2017/07/28/your-tank-of-colorful-coral-could-pose-a-toxic-danger/
Today’s PSA : DO NOT try to bullshit this woman July 28, 2017 Blue 2169717 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2017%2F07%2F28%2Ftodays-psa-do-not-try-to-bullshit-this-woman%2FToday%27s+PSA+%3A+DO+NOT+try+to+bullshit+this+woman2017-07-28+19%3A42%3A10Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2017%2F07%2F28%2Ftodays-psa-do-not-try-to-bullshit-this-woman%2F https://twitter.com/nowthisnews/status/890945961878409216
They’re tryin’ to wash us away July 28, 2017 C_R_Eature 2168912 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2017%2F07%2F28%2Ftheyre-tryin-to-wash-us-away%2FThey%27re+tryin%27+to+wash+us+away2017-07-28+18%3A08%3A15Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F%3Fp%3D21689 https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/capital-weather-gang/wp/2017/07/28/the-extreme-rain-event-starts-today-flash-flooding-and-strong-wind-gusts-are-likely/?update&utm_term=.331d6037d826
“Dozens of Crawdads” July 28, 2017 Zombie Dewey 2168712 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2017%2F07%2F28%2Fdozens-of-crawdads%2F%22Dozens+of+Crawdads%222017-07-28+18%3A03%3A46Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F%3Fp%3D21687 http://krqe.com/2017/07/27/dozens-of-crawdads-mysteriously-show-up-in-albuquerque-neighborhood/
Elsewhere in the Capitol… July 28, 2017 guppy06 216854 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2017%2F07%2F28%2Felsewhere-in-the-capitol%2FElsewhere+in+the+Capitol...2017-07-28+18%3A03%3A33Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F%3Fp%3D21685 https://consumerist.com/2017/07/27/gop-proposes-then-immediately-rejects-plan-for-single-payer-health-insurance/