We Interrupt Your Regularly Scheduled Programming of Death, Destruction, and Despair to Bring You This Important Announcement Regarding FARM BABBYS!

http://www.mprnews.org/story/2017/03/24/photos-cute-baby-animals
Blank_Sheet_of_Paper

90 days ago, Trump promised us a Cybersecurity Plan. Here it is.

https://secure.politico.com/story/2017/04/20/trump-cybersecurity-hackers-237385
usa facts

Maybe in the release candidate they’ll remember to include units of measure

http://usafacts.org/government-finances/revenue?comparison=by_government_type&government_type=combined&table=revenue--government&year=2014

But Was the Decision Made ‘In Camera’?

http://www.stltoday.com/news/local/illinois/stung-judge-s-ruling-on-endangered-bee-halts-suburban-chicago/article_d32821c7-b205-5cee-afb7-d9480815041d.html

Stolen Money Used For Golf and Strippers

http://www.stltoday.com/lifestyles/health-med-fit/owner-of-troubled-festus-nursing-home-admits-stealing-medicaid-funds/article_e5668ab0-b271-5206-ad07-f01216e74c7d.html

Separation of Church and Playground

http://www.stltoday.com/news/local/govt-and-politics/missouri-playground-case-touches-on-separation-of-church-and-state/article_c4c6433b-ebaf-5f74-b49e-67a02f7e1145.html
Go west young donkey

This one’s for ‘Trix and Shy: After Georgia’s Close Race, Montana Democrats Demand Party’s Attention

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/04/19/us/politics/montana-democrats-rob-quist.html?hp&action=click&pgtype=Homepage&clickSource=story-heading&module=first-column-region&region=top-news&WT.nav=top-news
witch

Oh Dear. Russian…something , something, ….election thingy… [Reuters Autoplay. ]

http://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-russia-election-exclusive-idUSKBN17L2N3
aphrodite1

Incident! The Case of Love (Goddess) Lost and Love (Goddess) Found! OR, Love (Goddess) is a Many-Pilfered Thing!

http://www.cityofmadison.com/police/newsroom/incidentreports/incident.cfm?id=18808

Wingnuts Terrified by Muslim Exercising 2nd Amendment Rights

http://dailycaller.com/2017/04/17/conservative-conference-threatened-by-heavily-armed-muslim-man/

Bill, we hardly knew ye―no, actually we did. Adios, asshole!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/bill-oreilly-out-at-fox_us_58f67b3ee4b05b9d613e1c86?ncid=inblnkushpmg00000009

North Korea Shows Mock-Up Video of Missile Strike on USA

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-04-19/north-korea-airs-mock-up-video-of-missiles-striking-us/8455114