Alt-Right head threatens to release intel on the personal lives of GOP if Bannon is fired

http://www.rawstory.com/2017/04/alt-right-head-threatens-to-release-intel-on-the-personal-lives-of-gop-if-bannon-is-fired/
grasshoppers

Yeah, the Ms are 2 and 8, But the Grasshoppers R Great!

http://www.seattlepi.com/sports/baseball/article/Mariners-have-sold-18-000-grasshoppers-so-far-11073678.php
draft notice

tRump appoints hilariously unqualified douche bag to head Selective Service System

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/don-benton-draft-board_us_58ef89d7e4b0b9e98489e9a0
In control

Ever the detail-oriented, scrupulous micro-manager, tRump re-writes HHS press release to add more suckiness

http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/politics/2017/04/trump_s_new_plan_to_threaten_obamacare_can_only_backfire.html

We cannot allow for humans to interbreed with other species. It’s just wrong, wrong, wrong. It’s confusion, it’s unnatural.”

http://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/kevin-swanson-blasts-beauty-and-the-beast-for-promoting-inter-species-breeding/
stephens

Climate-change denier who compared the Iran agreement to Munich joins Douthat and Brooks on NYT op-ed page. Hooray!

https://secure.politico.com/blogs/on-media/2017/04/bret-stephens-leaves-wall-street-journal-new-york-times-237176