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March 2, 2017 guppy06 3 Comments

http://www.businessinsider.com/sex-happy-cuddle-2017-2

No, YOU be carefull, asshole.

March 2, 2017 Blue 8 Comments

http://www.rawstory.com/2017/03/be-careful-gop-intel-chair-threatens-to-investigate-reporters-for-persisting-on-sessions/

Speaking of Ethics, here’s what’s going on in France

March 2, 2017 AntiDerpomeme 4 Comments

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/mar/02/french-presidential-election-emmanuel-macron-vows-to-clean-up-politics

Millionaires: Queue up now to Puke your way to the Moon!

March 2, 2017 Vomiting_Larry 5 Comments

http://technology.inquirer.net/59357/forget-your-selfies-plus-youll-vomit-a-lot-moon-tourists-risk-rough-ride

Wisconsin Senator Gives Constituent the Johnson

March 2, 2017 weejee 2 Comments

http://boingboing.net/2017/03/02/ron-johnson-cowardice.html

Rs Are Green With Envy Over This Townhall

March 2, 2017 weejee 1 Comment

http://www.thestranger.com/open-city/2017/03/01/24898129/the-incredible-hulk-holds-a-town-hall

Facebook Tries to Prevent Live-Streaming of Suicide Attempts

March 2, 2017 PubOption 1 Comment

http://www.stltoday.com/news/national/facebook-adds-suicide-prevention-tools-for-live-video-and-messenger/article_7da660f7-5402-5f39-891e-5aedd0797d2e.html

Ethics is for losers, not for bigly winners

March 2, 2017 AntiDerpomeme 4 Comments

http://thehill.com/homenews/administration/321946-trump-transition-team-canceled-plan-for-ethics-training-for-his-staff

“We have all become such suckers for a bargain that we take the low prices of our foodstuffs for granted and are somehow unable to connect these bargain-basement prices to our children’s inability to find meaningful work at a decently paid job.”

March 2, 2017 AntiDerpomeme 18 Comments

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/03/01/opinion/an-english-sheep-farmers-view-of-rural-america.html

Okay so maybe it won’t be such a beautiful wall

March 2, 2017 Lot_49 7 Comments

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/department-homeland-security-existing-funds-border-wall

Trump’s Twitter tally boosted by bots

March 2, 2017 Close Read 4 Comments

http://www.politico.com/story/2017/03/trump-speech-twitter-235590

Mom Plans to Part Out Anencephalic Baby. Planned Parenthood Not Involved.

March 2, 2017 PubOption 9 Comments

http://www.fox19.com/story/34643526/mom-chooses-to-carry-baby-with-severe-birth-defect-to-donate-organs

Yeah, about those ILLEGLES!” Shaky Jobs, Sluggish Wages: Reasons Are at Home

March 2, 2017 Callyson 1 Comment

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/02/28/business/economy/economy-labor-wages-subcontracting.html?ref=todayspaper

The horrors of the reign of Donald the terrible don’t sleep:

March 2, 2017 Callyson 2 Comments

https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/national-security/sessions-spoke-twice-with-russian-ambassador-during-trumps-presidential-campaign-justice-officials-say/2017/03/01/77205eda-feac-11e6-99b4-9e613afeb09f_story.html?hpid=hp_hp-top-table-main_no-name%3Ahomepage%2Fstory&utm_term=.869c0e606c49

It’s all coming apart.

March 1, 2017 Lot_49 21 Comments

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/03/01/us/politics/obama-trump-russia-election-hacking.html?_r=0

Crowdsourced Phyllis Diller Joke Genome Project

March 1, 2017March 1, 2017 Zombie Dewey 4 Comments

http://americanhistory.si.edu/blog/help-us-transcribe-phyllis-dillers-jokes

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Business Insider Knows What Makes Us Happy

No, YOU be carefull, asshole.

Speaking of Ethics, here’s what’s going on in France

Millionaires: Queue up now to Puke your way to the Moon!

Wisconsin Senator Gives Constituent the Johnson

Rs Are Green With Envy Over This Townhall

Facebook Tries to Prevent Live-Streaming of Suicide Attempts

Ethics is for losers, not for bigly winners

“We have all become such suckers for a bargain that we take the low prices of our foodstuffs for granted and are somehow unable to connect these bargain-basement prices to our children’s inability to find meaningful work at a decently paid job.”

Okay so maybe it won’t be such a beautiful wall

Trump’s Twitter tally boosted by bots

Mom Plans to Part Out Anencephalic Baby. Planned Parenthood Not Involved.

Yeah, about those ILLEGLES!” Shaky Jobs, Sluggish Wages: Reasons Are at Home

The horrors of the reign of Donald the terrible don’t sleep:

It’s all coming apart.

Crowdsourced Phyllis Diller Joke Genome Project