434th-anniversary-of-the-introduction-of-the-gregorian-calendar-5700260446863360-thp

For Guppy…can you believe it’s only been 434 years? It still feels so modern.

https://www.google.com/search?q=Gregorian+Calendar+&oi=ddle&ct=434th-anniversary-of-the-introduction-of-the-gregorian-calendar-5700260446863360-hp&hl=en

Assange’s Late Night Reveal Turns Out to Be Book Plug, Trumpenflunkies Furious Apparently Forgetting Trump Did Same With Hotel Presser

http://www.rawstory.com/2016/10/i-stayed-up-all-night-for-this-drumpf-fans-seethe-after-wikileaks-octobersurprise-is-a-bust/
milky-way

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http://www.nytimes.com/2016/10/04/science/hawaii-thirty-meter-telescope-mauna-kea.html?hp&action=click&pgtype=Homepage&clickSource=story-heading&module=second-column-region&region=top-news&WT.nav=top-news&_r=0
matthew100316

Hurricane Matthew expected to be major disaster tonight and tomorrow for Haiti

http://www.miamiherald.com/news/nation-world/world/americas/haiti/article105768681.html
bigots-codewords

To keep their bigotry under Twitters radar, Trumpettes come up with all new racist code words to misspell.

http://www.rawstory.com/2016/10/here-are-the-racist-code-words-trumps-twitter-fans-are-now-using-to-avoid-getting-banned/
foot

Archeology professor comes this close to getting squashed by dino footprint

https://www.theguardian.com/science/2016/oct/03/large-dinosaur-footprint-titanosaur-gobi-desert
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WaPo interviews a conspiracy-loving Trump supporter and it’s every bit as horrifying as you’d imagine it would be

https://www.washingtonpost.com/national/finally-someone-who-thinks-like-me/2016/10/01/c9b6f334-7f68-11e6-9070-5c4905bf40dc_story.html
cat-poop-puke-toilet

Oregon *Oukes*: Four Frats Feature Fellows Foully Flinging Food, Flatulence, Feces

http://registerguard.com/rg/news/local/34852075-75/illness-among-uo-fraternity-members-raises-fears-of-swift-moving-norovirus.html.csp#