fucking christ.

Stuff You Thought Happened Already: Mother Teresa Finally Canonized

http://www.cnn.com/2016/09/04/europe/mother-teresa-canonization/

UK Politician Investigating Changes to Prostitution Laws is Paying Rent Boys for Sex

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/married-mp-keith-vaz-tells-8763805
wankers

Shitstorm Warning! Pacific Disturbance Likely to Form Shitstorm by 8:00 a.m. EST Sunday.

http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2016/09/03/492554660/g-20-confrontation-u-s-china-have-tense-exchange-on-the-tarmac-ahead-of-summit
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tRump Address Black Church – Congregation Stays Away

http://www.politicususa.com/2016/09/03/trump-addresses-empty-church-african-american-photo-op-backfires-detroit.html
If we don't come up with something we'll have to start laying off - Destroying Hillary Clinton Industries

Yes, There Is a Clinton Double Standard: Anyone writing sentences like ‘nevertheless fuels the perception that the Clintons may have…’ might want to stop and think about whether they are reporting news or innuendo

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/09/02/yes-there-is-a-clinton-double-standard.html
tenet franks bremer w

Liberal Media Food Fight: NYT Food Critic Frank Bruni Blames Dems for Trump; NY Mag Writer J Chait Blames Bruni for W Bush

http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2016/09/did-trump-happen-because-liberals-are-too-mean.html
CowFarts

Here Come the Cow Fart Cops. (Not an Onion headline).

http://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/2016/09/01/cow-fart-regulations-approved-by-californias-legislature/
tacos al pastor

Having a taco truck on every corner would create 63 million new jobs

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2016/09/02/the-national-economic-implications-of-a-taco-truck-on-every-corner/