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You know WHO ELSE doesn’t allow comments?

August 19, 2016 RoyalUglyDude 134288 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2016%2F08%2F19%2Fyou-know-who-else-doesnt-allow-comments%2FYou+know+WHO+ELSE+doesn%27t+allow+comments%3F2016-08-19+07%3A17%3A42Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2016%2F08%2F19%2Fyou-know-who-else-doesnt-allow-comments%2F
http://news.wgcu.org/post/npr-website-get-rid-comments
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t081816 --- Clint Austin --- austinTALLSHIPS0819c17 --- Mama duck looms over unsuspecting beach goers at Park Point during the Tall Ships Duluth Parade of Sail Thursday afternoon. Mama duck is a 61-foot tall, 12-ton inflatable rubber duck. (Clint Austin / caustin@duluthnews.com)

Duck!

August 18, 2016 natl_[gorgeous]_cmdr 1342610 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2016%2F08%2F18%2Fduck%2FDuck%212016-08-19+03%3A23%3A05Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2016%2F08%2F18%2Fduck%2F
http://www.duluthnewstribune.com/news/4097344-photos-tall-ships-duluth
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Even white boys got to shout: Trump’s a ballsack!

August 18, 2016 Callyson 134245 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2016%2F08%2F18%2Feven-white-boys-got-to-shout-trumps-a-ballsack%2FEven+white+boys+got+to+shout%3A+Trump%27s+a+ballsack%212016-08-19+00%3A30%3A11Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2016%2F08%2F18%2Feven-white-boys-got-to-shout-trumps-a-ballsack%2F
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/08/19/us/politics/donald-trump-white-men.html?_r=0
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Storm Comin’

August 18, 2016 C_T_Hulhu 1342117 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2016%2F08%2F18%2Fstorm-comin%2FStorm+Comin%272016-08-18+22%3A12%3A40Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2016%2F08%2F18%2Fstorm-comin%2F
https://www.balloon-juice.com/2016/08/18/trumps-heil-mary-pass/
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Mr Brexit? WTF does it mean?

August 18, 2016 AntiDerpomeme 134194 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2016%2F08%2F18%2Fmr-brexit-wtf-does-it-mean%2FMr+Brexit%3F+WTF+does+it+mean%3F2016-08-18+20%3A45%3A40Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2016%2F08%2F18%2Fmr-brexit-wtf-does-it-mean%2F
http://www.rawstory.com/2016/08/internet-erupts-in-bewilderment-and-mockery-after-trump-randomly-declares-himself-mr-brexit/
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Nude Drumpf

NO

August 18, 2016 C_R_Weeper 1341510 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2016%2F08%2F18%2Fno%2FNO2016-08-18+19%3A42%3A20Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F%3Fp%3D13415
http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/presidential-races/291848-naked-donald-trump-statues-pop-up-in-several-cities
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The War of Feline Aggression

August 18, 2016 Zombie Dewey 1341322 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2016%2F08%2F18%2Fthe-war-of-feline-aggression%2FThe+War+of+Feline+Aggression2016-08-18+19%3A24%3A16Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2016%2F08%2F18%2Fthe-war-of-feline-aggression%2F
http://www.npr.org/2016/08/18/487510591/a-mew-seum-civil-war-stories-told-with-tiny-tails
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Bamz Won’t Visit Flooded Swamp

August 18, 2016 PubOption 1341220 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2016%2F08%2F18%2Fbamz-wont-visit-flooded-swamp%2FBamz+Won%27t+Visit+Flooded+Swamp2016-08-18+18%3A22%3A58Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2016%2F08%2F18%2Fbamz-wont-visit-flooded-swamp%2F
http://www.stltoday.com/news/national/obama-unlikely-to-halt-vacation-to-visit-flooded-louisiana/article_8d92a648-b1dc-54ad-982d-baa60e6af106.html
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Real Doll, not Realdoll, Mistaken for Real and Rescued.

August 18, 2016 data_ninja 133963 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2016%2F08%2F18%2Freal-doll-not-realdoll-mistaken-for-real-and-rescued%2FReal+Doll%2C+not+Realdoll%2C+Mistaken+for+Real+and+Rescued.2016-08-18+17%3A08%3A09Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F%3Fp%3D13396
http://www.toledoblade.com/Police-Fire/2016/08/18/A-doll-in-a-hot-car-was-so-lifelike-that-officer-smashed-window-administered-CPR-to-save-it.html
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Today we are all, like, “Whatever”

August 18, 2016 natl_[gorgeous]_cmdr 134091 Commenthttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2016%2F08%2F18%2Ftoday-we-are-all-like-whatever%2FToday+we+are+all%2C+like%2C+%22Whatever%222016-08-18+16%3A49%3A36Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2016%2F08%2F18%2Ftoday-we-are-all-like-whatever%2F
http://abcnews.go.com/International/us-swimmer-fought-security-guard-night-alleged-robbery/story?id=41481840
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A Cruise to the End of the World

August 18, 2016 Lot_49 134079 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2016%2F08%2F18%2Fa-cruise-to-the-end-of-the-world%2FA+Cruise+to+the+End+of+the+World2016-08-18+16%3A43%3A25Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2016%2F08%2F18%2Fa-cruise-to-the-end-of-the-world%2F
http://www.slate.com/blogs/future_tense/2016/08/17/crystal_serenity_s_northwest_passage_cruise_is_a_festival_of_environmental.html
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Conservative Candidates Classy Chunder Cycle Creating Cash

August 18, 2016 Vomiting_Larry 13403Leave a commenthttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2016%2F08%2F18%2Fconservative-candidates-classy-chunder-cycle-creating-cash%2FConservative+Candidates+Classy+Chunder+Cycle+Creating+Cash2016-08-18+16%3A16%3A46Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F%3Fp%3D13403
http://mondoweiss.net/2016/08/trumps-vomit-media/
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Your Music Connection of the Day

August 18, 2016 Blue 1340120 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2016%2F08%2F18%2Fyour-music-connection-of-the-day%2FYour+Music+Connection+of+the+Day2016-08-18+16%3A04%3A55Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2016%2F08%2F18%2Fyour-music-connection-of-the-day%2F
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxpWdO-YLfE
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tRump ❤ Russia ❤ Iran

August 18, 2016 Blue 133991 Commenthttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2016%2F08%2F18%2Ftrump-%25e2%259d%25a4-russia-%25e2%259d%25a4-iran%2FtRump+%E2%9D%A4+Russia+%E2%9D%A4+Iran2016-08-18+15%3A54%3A51Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2016%2F08%2F18%2Ftrump-%25e2%259d%25a4-russia-%25e2%259d%25a4-iran%2F
http://www.juancole.com/2016/08/everything-russias-airbases.html
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Trump gets support from fan of Serbian Genocide

August 18, 2016 Lizzietish81 133981 Commenthttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2016%2F08%2F18%2Ftrump-gets-support-from-fan-of-serbian-genocide%2FTrump+gets+support+from+fan+of+Serbian+Genocide2016-08-18+15%3A32%3A09Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2016%2F08%2F18%2Ftrump-gets-support-from-fan-of-serbian-genocide%2F
http://3409OMCNCARTNJ34N05CARTNJ34N05a-DF-CARTNJ34-NYCRNYBB
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Collateral Damage is War’s Child

August 18, 2016 weejee 133943 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2016%2F08%2F18%2Fcollateral-damage-is-wars-child%2FCollateral+Damage+is+War%27s+Child2016-08-18+14%3A49%3A54Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2016%2F08%2F18%2Fcollateral-damage-is-wars-child%2F
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/aleppo-battle-omran-daqneesh-image-captures-syria-s-horrors-n633351
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