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Even for Trump, this is a batshit sentence…

http://www.dailykos.com/stories/2016/8/9/1558359/-This-is-an-actual-Trump-sentence?detail=email&link_id=1&can_id=d7534497ef3dfc29d68f8b75e399bb70&source=email-this-is-an-actual-trump-sentence&email_referrer=this-is-an-actual-trump-sentence&email_subject=this-is-an-actual-trump-sentence

One Time, Under Oath, Two High-Powered Lawyers Compelled Trump to Tell the Truth.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/graphics/politics/2016-election/trump-lies/?mc_cid=1d794a9b25&mc_eid=2e9866dc93
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Is Hillary Clinton the Antichrist or an Illuminati Witch?

http://www.charismanews.com/opinion/watchman-on-the-wall/59185-is-hillary-clinton-the-antichrist-or-an-illuminati-witch
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Trump Staff Enjoys Brandishing 2nd Amendment Solutions Too

http://www.rawstory.com/2016/08/staffer-trumps-screaming-nc-campaign-director-pulled-gun-and-threatened-to-blow-off-my-kneecap/

“Daily Beast” does gross Grindr-baiting stunt to “out” Olympic athletes

http://www.slate.com/blogs/future_tense/2016/08/11/the_daily_beast_s_olympics_grindr_stunt_is_dangerous_and_unethical.html
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Today in Canada: “The owner of Rex the potbellied party pig says her pet is recovering well after the porky children’s entertainer is attacked by neighbourhood dogs. “

http://www.cbc.ca/radio/asithappens/as-it-happens-wednesday-edition-1.3715106

By playing the “rigged election” card, Trump and his backers will wreak havoc on the U.S. after November

http://www.salon.com/2016/08/10/denial-anger-and-revenge-by-playing-the-rigged-election-card-trump-and-his-backers-will-wreak-havoc-on-the-u-s-after-november/