Bernie Sanders Buys a $600,000 Lakefront Summer Home

http://www.sevendaysvt.com/OffMessage/archives/2016/08/08/bernie-sanders-buys-a-summer-home-in-north-hero

Rumors are Floating Around (On Wingnut Sites) About a Michelle Obama Senatorial Run

http://www.redstate.com/brandon_morse/2016/08/09/rumors-floating-around-michelle-obama-senatorial-run/
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Meanwhile, Liz Warren Continues Being Awesome

http://www.motherjones.com/contributor/2016/08/elizabeth-warren-donald-trump-tweet-fight-get-it-its-like-a-street-fight-but-on-twitter
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Trump just “joked” about using the second amendment to shoot Hillary. FFS

https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/763092098039939072

Excuse Me While I Drown Myself in Flannel and OD on Heroin Through this 90s Nostalgia Bullshit

http://www.cbs5az.com/story/32712667/crystal-pepsi-returns-to-stores?autostart=false
rekt

No, the polls aren’t rigged. Trump’s just getting destroyed.

http://fivethirtyeight.com/features/the-polls-arent-skewed-trump-really-is-losing-badly/

Phyllis Schlafly To Be Associated With Alcohol

http://www.stltoday.com/business/local/phyllis-schlafly-loses-trademark-dispute-with-nephew-s-craft-brewery/article_467c3b6f-0572-5b31-ad4b-b63abf6857cf.html
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It was almost like that queasy feeling you get when you’re watching a spy movie (e.g. Bourne) and think to yourself, “Wow, this would be scary if it were true.” I had that queasy feeling throughout my reading experience. I feel like I need to throw up and then lie down.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1621575454/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&camp=1789&creative=9325&creativeASIN=1621575454&linkCode=as2&tag=breitbart035-20&linkId=d2c58e8d38b652de57e7847d6f28306a