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Millennial Learns Bitter Lesson: Apple Puts Its Interests Ahead of Yours

http://www.slate.com/articles/technology/technology/2016/05/will_apple_music_complete_itunes_destruction_of_my_will_to_collect_music.html
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CONFIRMED: Cockney Cruise Craft Carries Cruel Chunder Causing Contaminant

http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2016/may/09/hundreds-of-uk-cruise-passengers-fall-ill-in-possible-norovirus-outbreak

Baby ‘Possum: “Put me in coach! I’m ready to play!”

http://screengrabber.deadspin.com/lsu-baseball-game-interrupted-by-baby-opossum-1775368644
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Bloom Off Rose of Wasilla. Oh, and “Raise Taxes on the Rich”—Did I Ever Say That?

http://www.nytimes.com/politics/first-draft/2016/05/09/donald-trump-distances-himself-from-tax-increases-and-sarah-palin/?rref=collection%2Fsectioncollection%2Fus&action=click&contentCollection=us&region=stream&module=stream_unit&version=latest&contentPlacement=4&pgtype=sectionfront
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Let’s Celebrate Europe Day by Exploring Google-Sourced Stereotypes

http://www.thelocal.fr/20160509/14-things-google-says-about-the-french-and-other-europeans

Top Egyptian Official Blames the Rise of Radical Islam on ‘Tom and Jerry’

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2016/05/08/top-egyptian-official-blames-the-rise-of-radical-islam-on-tom-and-jerry/
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Speaking of 2008, Crushed by the Trump Nutcracker, and Eviscerated of all Impact by Introductory Prepositional Phrases like a NYT Hed, WALNUTS Caves

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/john-mccain-donald-trump_us_572f4451e4b016f37896221d
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‘Choose me’: Sarah Palin says she’s ‘as vetted as anybody in the country’ for Trump’s VP

http://www.rawstory.com/2016/05/choose-me-sarah-palin-says-shes-as-vetted-as-anybody-in-the-country-for-trumps-vp/