Millennial Learns Bitter Lesson: Apple Puts Its Interests Ahead of Yours May 9, 2016 Lot 1055241 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2016%2F05%2F09%2Fmillennial-learns-bitter-lesson-apple-puts-its-interests-ahead-of-yours%2FMillennial+Learns+Bitter+Lesson%3A+Apple+Puts+Its+Interests+Ahead+of+Yours2016-05-09+17%3A39%3A00Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2016%2F05%2F09%2Fmillennial-learns-bitter-lesson-apple-puts-its-interests-ahead-of-yours%2F http://www.slate.com/articles/technology/technology/2016/05/will_apple_music_complete_itunes_destruction_of_my_will_to_collect_music.html
CONFIRMED: Cockney Cruise Craft Carries Cruel Chunder Causing Contaminant May 9, 2016 Vomiting_Larry 105485 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2016%2F05%2F09%2Fconfirmed-cockney-cruise-craft-carries-cruel-chunder-causing-contaminant%2FCONFIRMED%3A+Cockney+Cruise+Craft+Carries+Cruel+Chunder+Causing+Contaminant2016-05-09+16%3A37%3A35Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F%3Fp%3D10548 http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2016/may/09/hundreds-of-uk-cruise-passengers-fall-ill-in-possible-norovirus-outbreak
Baby ‘Possum: “Put me in coach! I’m ready to play!” May 9, 2016 natl_[gorgeous]_cmdr 105475 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2016%2F05%2F09%2Fbaby-possum-put-me-in-coach-im-ready-to-play%2FBaby+%27Possum%3A+%22Put+me+in+coach%21+I%27m+ready+to+play%21%222016-05-09+16%3A12%3A46Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2016%2F05%2F09%2Fbaby-possum-put-me-in-coach-im-ready-to-play%2F http://screengrabber.deadspin.com/lsu-baseball-game-interrupted-by-baby-opossum-1775368644
Bloom Off Rose of Wasilla. Oh, and “Raise Taxes on the Rich”—Did I Ever Say That? May 9, 2016 Lot_49 105457 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2016%2F05%2F09%2Fbloom-off-rose-of-wasilla-oh-and-raise-taxes-on-the-rich-did-i-ever-say-that%2FBloom+Off+Rose+of+Wasilla.+Oh%2C+and+%22Raise+Taxes+on+the+Rich%22%E2%80%94Did+I+Ever+Say+That%3F2016-05-09+16%3A06%3A50Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2016%2F05%2F09%2Fbloom-off-rose-of-wasilla-oh-and-raise-taxes-on-the-rich-did-i-ever-say-that%2F http://www.nytimes.com/politics/first-draft/2016/05/09/donald-trump-distances-himself-from-tax-increases-and-sarah-palin/?rref=collection%2Fsectioncollection%2Fus&action=click&contentCollection=us®ion=stream&module=stream_unit&version=latest&contentPlacement=4&pgtype=sectionfront
Politics as a contact sport, West Virginia style May 9, 2016 AntiDerpomeme 105441 Commenthttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2016%2F05%2F09%2Fpolitics-as-a-contact-sport-west-virginia-style%2FPolitics+as+a+contact+sport%2C+West+Virginia+style2016-05-09+15%3A29%3A13Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2016%2F05%2F09%2Fpolitics-as-a-contact-sport-west-virginia-style%2F http://www.rawstory.com/2016/05/political-opponent-pulverizes-west-virginia-democrats-face-with-brass-knuckles/
Let’s Celebrate Europe Day by Exploring Google-Sourced Stereotypes May 9, 2016 AntiDerpomeme 105426 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2016%2F05%2F09%2Flets-celebrate-europe-day-by-exploring-google-sourced-stereotypes%2FLet%E2%80%99s+Celebrate+Europe+Day+by+Exploring+Google-Sourced+Stereotypes2016-05-09+14%3A36%3A09Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2016%2F05%2F09%2Flets-celebrate-europe-day-by-exploring-google-sourced-stereotypes%2F http://www.thelocal.fr/20160509/14-things-google-says-about-the-french-and-other-europeans
Top Egyptian Official Blames the Rise of Radical Islam on ‘Tom and Jerry’ May 9, 2016 chascates 1054113 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2016%2F05%2F09%2Ftop-egyptian-official-blames-the-rise-of-radical-islam-on-tom-and-jerry%2FTop+Egyptian+Official+Blames+the+Rise+of+Radical+Islam+on+%E2%80%98Tom+and+Jerry%E2%80%992016-05-09+12%3A25%3A43Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2016%2F05%2F09%2Ftop-egyptian-official-blames-the-rise-of-radical-islam-on-tom-and-jerry%2F http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2016/05/08/top-egyptian-official-blames-the-rise-of-radical-islam-on-tom-and-jerry/
Watch the Transit of Mercury today without burning your eyes out. May 9, 2016 C_R_Eature 1053810 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2016%2F05%2F09%2Fwatch-the-transit-of-mercury-today-without-burning-your-eyes-out%2FWatch+the+Transit+of+Mercury+today+without+burning+your+eyes+out.2016-05-09+10%3A57%3A42Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F%3Fp%3D10538 https://main.slooh.com/event/transit-of-mercury/
Help the Fort McMurray displaced pets May 8, 2016 Close Read 105366 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2016%2F05%2F08%2Fhelp-the-fort-mcmurray-displaced-pets%2FHelp+the+Fort+McMurray+displaced+pets2016-05-09+03%3A29%3A21Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2016%2F05%2F08%2Fhelp-the-fort-mcmurray-displaced-pets%2F https://supportersofabrescues.com/2016/05/04/fort-mcmurray-fire-animal-aid/
Max Boot: The GOP is done–stick a fork in it May 8, 2016May 8, 2016 Callyson 105335 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2016%2F05%2F08%2Fmax-boot-the-gop-is-done-stick-a-fork-in-it%2FMax+Boot%3A+The+GOP+is+done--stick+a+fork+in+it2016-05-09+01%3A56%3A32Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F%3Fp%3D10533 http://www.latimes.com/opinion/op-ed/la-oe-boot-republicans-in-exile-20160508-story.html
The Calculus of Fear May 8, 2016 C_R_Eature 1052910 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2016%2F05%2F08%2Fthe-calculus-of-fear%2FThe+Calculus+of+Fear2016-05-09+01%3A18%3A26Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F%3Fp%3D10529 http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/may/07/professor-flight-delay-terrorism-equation-american-airlines
Maureen Dowd Should Just Retire To A Convent May 8, 2016 chascates 105282 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2016%2F05%2F08%2Fmaureen-dowd-should-just-retire-to-a-convent%2FMaureen+Dowd+Should+Just+Retire+To+A+Convent2016-05-09+01%3A02%3A00Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2016%2F05%2F08%2Fmaureen-dowd-should-just-retire-to-a-convent%2F http://www.nytimes.com/2016/05/08/opinion/sunday/donald-trump-or-paul-ryan-whos-king-of-the-hill.html?ref=opinion
Speaking of 2008, Crushed by the Trump Nutcracker, and Eviscerated of all Impact by Introductory Prepositional Phrases like a NYT Hed, WALNUTS Caves May 8, 2016 Lot 105262 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2016%2F05%2F08%2Fspeaking-of-2008-crushed-by-the-trump-nutcracker-and-eviscerated-of-all-impact-by-introductory-prepositional-phrases-like-a-nyt-hed-walnuts-caves%2FSpeaking+of+2008%2C+Crushed+by+the+Trump+Nutcracker%2C+and+Eviscerated+of+all+Impact+by+Introductory+Prepositional+Phrases+like+a+NYT+Hed%2C+WALNUTS+Caves2016-05-08+23%3A07%3A54Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2016%2F05%2F08%2Fspeaking-of-2008-crushed-by-the-trump-nutcracker-and-eviscerated-of-all-impact-by-introductory-prepositional-phrases-like-a-nyt-hed-walnuts-caves%2F http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/john-mccain-donald-trump_us_572f4451e4b016f37896221d
‘Choose me’: Sarah Palin says she’s ‘as vetted as anybody in the country’ for Trump’s VP May 8, 2016 chascates 105245 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2016%2F05%2F08%2Fchoose-me-sarah-palin-says-shes-as-vetted-as-anybody-in-the-country-for-trumps-vp%2F%E2%80%98Choose+me%E2%80%99%3A+Sarah+Palin+says+she%E2%80%99s+%E2%80%98as+vetted+as+anybody+in+the+country%E2%80%99+for+Trump%E2%80%99s+VP2016-05-08+19%3A58%3A46Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2016%2F05%2F08%2Fchoose-me-sarah-palin-says-shes-as-vetted-as-anybody-in-the-country-for-trumps-vp%2F http://www.rawstory.com/2016/05/choose-me-sarah-palin-says-shes-as-vetted-as-anybody-in-the-country-for-trumps-vp/
Fortune Mag Also Thinks tRump Has a Small Penis May 8, 2016 weejee 105214 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2016%2F05%2F08%2Ffortune-mag-also-thinks-trump-has-a-small-penis%2FFortune+Mag+Also+Thinks+tRump+Has+a+Small+Penis2016-05-08+18%3A12%3A36Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2016%2F05%2F08%2Ffortune-mag-also-thinks-trump-has-a-small-penis%2F http://fortune.com/donald-trump-businessman/
To All the Moms of Wonkville: Thanks for Everything! May 8, 2016May 8, 2016 Lot 105192 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2016%2F05%2F08%2Fto-all-the-moms-of-wonkville-thanks-for-everything%2FTo+All+the+Moms+of+Wonkville%3A+Thanks+for+Everything%212016-05-08+16%3A34%3A25Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2016%2F05%2F08%2Fto-all-the-moms-of-wonkville-thanks-for-everything%2F http://mashable.com/2016/05/08/baby-animal-photos/#xEDm1NMqmkqL