Trump almost back to 50% of GOP delegates; Clinton needs just 36% to clinch on Dem side (spreadsheet from @Taniel)

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/167RlmxSvrotSiVHmaQuIio3BbGlCmrUgObX2kHM80yQ/edit?pref=2&pli=1#gid=0
demon trump

Actual Headline: Bernie Sanders Second Life Headquarters Invaded by Trump-Supporting Demons

http://www.mmogames.com/gamenews/bernie-sanders-second-life-headquarters-invaded/
trump-joker

Welcome to Hillary’s Democratic Party, Riches. And Don’t Worry: We’ll Still Have Endless War and Plenty of H-1B Visas.

http://www.vanityfair.com/news/2016/04/why-democrats-are-becoming-the-party-of-the-1-percent
b50f41a9df7e4f77605a4d665f66dd0e

Newtown Truther Sues University for Firing Him For Being Asshole

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/prof-claims-newtown-hoax-suing-university-axed-article-1.2614724?utm_content=buffer4a12d&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=NYDailyNewsTw
john-mccain1

This is Possibly Good News for John McCain’s Disco Party Groupies

http://www.rawstory.com/2016/04/john-mccains-fundraiser-busted-for-a-meth-lab-with-lsd-coke-heroin-and-counterfeit-cash/

Satanists Dress like Leather Clad Babies to mess with Anti Abortionists

http://www.rawstory.com/2016/04/watch-detroit-satanists-mock-anti-abortion-protesters-fetal-idolatry-by-dressing-as-leather-clad-babies/
kitttyyy

Guy Who Stole Nude Pics Gets (ahem) Cocky With Victim, Hilarity Ensues

https://au.news.yahoo.com/a/31415395/woman-whose-naked-photos-were-leaked-teaches-man-a-lesson-after-he-tried-to-exploit-her/

The Way to Prevent This Kind of Tragedy is to Spend More on Gun Safety Education. There Might Be Other Ways, But We Don’t Want to Talk About Them.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/woman-driving-milwaukee-road-shot-dead-child-backseat-article-1.2615430
Tom Toles Editorial Cartoon

What happens when a person tries to talk to deleted commenters, instead of making fun of them?

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2016/4/23/1518265/-How-to-win-against-political-correctness?detail=email&link_id=14&can_id=d7534497ef3dfc29d68f8b75e399bb70&source=email-charles-koch-denounces-his-creation-the-modern-republican-party&email_referrer=charles-koch-denounces-his-creation-the-modern-republican-party&email_subject=charles-koch-denounces-his-creation-the-modern-republican-party