Who is selling us energy drinks? Could it be… SATAN???

November 5, 2018 Close Read 6 Comments

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/voraciously/wp/2018/10/23/the-woman-who-claims-monster-energy-drinks-are-a-tool-of-the-devil-is-back-just-in-time-for-halloween/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.992563229883

Tomorrow’s Bellweather Election… Today!

November 5, 2018 guppy06 2 Comments

https://www.stardem.com/news/local_news/write-in-candidate-to-run-against-willis/article_8686cb61-e873-5af3-a55f-810a1d59d946.html

Ivanka Continues to Be Shitty at Feminism

November 4, 2018 Smokey 9 Comments

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/nov/03/ivanka-trump-kim-reynolds-iowa-abortion-womens-rights

Week 9 Votes!

November 4, 2018November 4, 2018 natl_[gorgeous]_cmdr 20 Comments

https://deadspin.com/the-strange-incredible-joy-of-warming-up-1830135341

Resourceful roaches retaliate; render roundhouse, run ruffians ragged

November 4, 2018 glaß 15 Comments

https://arstechnica.com/science/2018/11/karate-kicking-cockroaches-can-fight-off-zombifying-jewel-wasps/

Sober Halloween Costumes

November 4, 2018 Close Read 11 Comments

https://twitter.com/Mulboyne/status/1058571909699317760

60% more Quease

November 3, 2018 Vomiting_Larry Leave a comment

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXaabHGfKFc

Ceci N’est Pas Une Poisson

November 3, 2018 Zombie Dewey 15 Comments

https://www.atlasobscura.com/foods/capybara-venezuela

santas-little-helper-with-a-gun-59f12dc540dd0

Dog Shoots Man

November 3, 2018 Zombie Dewey 16 Comments

http://www.santafenewmexican.com/news/local_news/man-shot-by-best-friend-his-dog/article_90a20143-513b-5544-a90c-6c14a88f4474.html

Born in Khouribga, Morocco

November 3, 2018 Blue Leave a comment

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-8n6rTH6Ns

I Have Stolen All Of Their Socks

November 2, 2018 C_R_Eature 56 Comments

https://www.capitalgazette.com/news/annapolis/ac-ce-tug-video-20181102-story.html

Who’s ready to move to this paradise in the Nevada desert? It’s got Blockchain!

November 2, 2018 octopus_Grigori 12 Comments

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/11/01/technology/nevada-bitcoin-blockchain-society.html

Projectionist-in-chief to reporters: “Your questions create violence.”

November 2, 2018 Lot_49 Leave a comment

https://talkingpointsmemo.com/news/trump-reporters-youre-creating-violence

Oh Noes! Jonesin’ Alex Jones Hit With Another Lawsuit

November 2, 2018 weejee 8 Comments

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/alex-jones-hit-with-another-lawsuit-from-a-sandy-hook-parent_us_5bdc69d9e4b01ffb1d01c1eb

Censorship!

November 2, 2018 C_R_Eature 27 Comments

https://mobile.twitter.com/stephanpastis/status/1058049793350524928

Olde Scotch? Meh, Really Olde Water

November 2, 2018 weejee 4 Comments

https://www.quantamagazine.org/ewine-van-dishoeck-the-netherlander-who-traced-waters-origin-20181101/

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Who is selling us energy drinks? Could it be… SATAN???

Tomorrow’s Bellweather Election… Today!

Ivanka Continues to Be Shitty at Feminism

Week 9 Votes!

Resourceful roaches retaliate; render roundhouse, run ruffians ragged

Sober Halloween Costumes

60% more Quease

Ceci N’est Pas Une Poisson

Dog Shoots Man

Born in Khouribga, Morocco

I Have Stolen All Of Their Socks

Who’s ready to move to this paradise in the Nevada desert? It’s got Blockchain!

Projectionist-in-chief to reporters: “Your questions create violence.”

Oh Noes! Jonesin’ Alex Jones Hit With Another Lawsuit

Censorship!

Olde Scotch? Meh, Really Olde Water