Missouri Man!

April 7, 2016 PubOption 3 Comments

http://www.kmov.com/story/31667784/police-man-bit-off-womans-fingertip-on-her-birthday

Friends Off to Cape Town.

April 7, 2016 Blue 11 Comments

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDgZvhT9Nj8

Local Councillor Reacts Swiftly to High Speed Chase by Closing Eyes

April 7, 2016April 7, 2016 AlterNewt 1 Comment

http://www.plymouthherald.co.uk/Plymouth-councillor-crashes-amid-high-speed/story-29070449-detail/story.html

Evil PBS Black Panther Film Is Disgusting AGITPROP!

April 7, 2016 chascates 2 Comments

http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2016/04/07/agitprop-pbs-black-panthers-film-lies-to-incite-race-hatred/

Many “Meteorlogists” are Teevee Talking Heads Sponsored by Big, Dirty Corporations

April 7, 2016 Lot_49 5 Comments

http://www.slate.com/articles/health_and_science/science/2016/04/meteorologists_and_regular_people_still_aren_t_sure_humans_cause_climate.html

The universe shouts out, “I was planned and carefully executed; I have been intricately designed by an intelligent cause moving me in an intelligible direction!”

April 7, 2016 chascates 3 Comments

http://blog.adw.org/2016/04/pondering-the-strange-loss-of-faith-in-an-age-of-science/

While Teh Donald Burns Down Democracy, Ivanka Burns Down Our Necks

April 7, 2016April 7, 2016 natoslug Leave a comment

http://www.cpsc.gov/en/Recalls/2016/Ivanka-Trump-Scarves-Recalled-by-GBG-Accessories-Group/

All this wheelbarrow full of orphaned baby orangutans asks is that you quit burning down the forests they live in. Is that too much to ask?

April 7, 2016 Lot_49 6 Comments

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/04/06/world/asia/indonesia-orangutan-borneo-fires.html?ribbon-ad-idx=10&rref=world/asia&module=Ribbon&version=context&region=Header&action=click&contentCollection=Asia%20Pacific&pgtype=article

The Song Is Always Better Than the Drumpfmatic Reading

April 6, 2016 Snakey 4 Comments

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iscnqxkuD64

Gee, you mean TehRump’s plan to have Mexico pay for The Wall won’t work? SHOCKING!

April 6, 2016 Callyson 3 Comments

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/04/06/opinion/how-donald-trumps-squeeze-on-immigrants-will-backfire.html?_r=0

“Poem by Poem” by Juan Felipe Herrera

April 6, 2016 natl_[gorgeous]_cmdr 2 Comments

http://www.npr.org/books/titles/440308576/notes-on-the-assemblage#excerpt

How Rude! Super Novas Poisoning Our Oceans with Radioactive Poo

April 6, 2016 weejee Leave a comment

http://www.pbs.org/newshour/updates/supernova-radioactive-blast-litter-ocean-dust/

Comrade Warrenovna Disembowels a Bush-Administration Zombie Financial Regulator

April 6, 2016April 6, 2016 Lot_49 2 Comments

https://www.salon.com/2016/04/05/were_your_eyes_stitched_closed_elizabeth_warren_skewers_federal_reserve_regulator_who_played_pivotal_role_in_2008_financial_crisis/

Jerry Garcia Can Now Fix Merle Haggard’s Flat Tire

April 6, 2016 weejee 2 Comments

http://www.tennessean.com/story/entertainment/music/2016/04/06/merle-haggard-dead-at-age-79/81272486/

Nicolle Wallace Talks Up the Advantages of Losing With Cruz

April 6, 2016 Lot_49 6 Comments

http://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow/watch/gop-considers-advantage-of-losing-with-cruz-659705411988

This Fuckin’ Guy

April 6, 2016 natl_[gorgeous]_cmdr 4 Comments

http://www.channel3000.com/news/politics/us-rep-grothman-says-voter-id-law-will-help-gop-in-november/38892758

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Missouri Man!

Friends Off to Cape Town.

Local Councillor Reacts Swiftly to High Speed Chase by Closing Eyes

Evil PBS Black Panther Film Is Disgusting AGITPROP!

Many “Meteorlogists” are Teevee Talking Heads Sponsored by Big, Dirty Corporations

The universe shouts out, “I was planned and carefully executed; I have been intricately designed by an intelligent cause moving me in an intelligible direction!”

While Teh Donald Burns Down Democracy, Ivanka Burns Down Our Necks

All this wheelbarrow full of orphaned baby orangutans asks is that you quit burning down the forests they live in. Is that too much to ask?

The Song Is Always Better Than the Drumpfmatic Reading

Gee, you mean TehRump’s plan to have Mexico pay for The Wall won’t work? SHOCKING!

“Poem by Poem” by Juan Felipe Herrera

How Rude! Super Novas Poisoning Our Oceans with Radioactive Poo

Comrade Warrenovna Disembowels a Bush-Administration Zombie Financial Regulator

Jerry Garcia Can Now Fix Merle Haggard’s Flat Tire

Nicolle Wallace Talks Up the Advantages of Losing With Cruz

This Fuckin’ Guy