GUT WRENCHING: Eye Witness Claims in Detailed Interview that #OregonStandoff Protestor Robert “LaVoy” Finicum Was Executed by FBI

http://libertynews.com/2016/01/gut-wrenching-eye-witness-claims-in-detailed-interview-that-oregonstandoff-protestor-robert-lavoy-finicum-was-executed-by-fbi-video/
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How am I Supposed to Enjoy the Beach if I Can’t Park on It?

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/01/27/us/florida-beachgoers-cling-to-a-right-to-make-the-sand-their-driveway.html?_r=0

MO Repubs Cite Disabled Rights in Anti-Abortion Bill

http://news.stlpublicradio.org/post/additional-abortion-restrictions-considered-missouri-senate-committee

OMG, Father on Trial for Confiscating Daughter’s Phone

http://www.ksdk.com/story/news/nation-now/2016/01/26/dallas-dad-not-guilty-taking-tween-daughters-phone/79376226/

Darwin Strikes Again: TN Teens Die after Drinking Methanol Racing Fuel with Mountain Dew

http://www.ksdk.com/story/news/nation-now/2016/01/27/second-teen-dies-after-drinking-racing-fuel-mixed-mountain-dew/79391676/
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Bundy & Bunker Bros Blunder Bigtime, Authorities Arrest Anarchy Assholes.

https://www.balloon-juice.com/2016/01/26/balloon-juice-bunker-standoff-update-day-24-the-gray-zone-pushes-back-and-other-tales-of-the-pacific-northwest/

Christie Offers to do for Atlantic City What Rick Snyder Did for Flint

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/01/27/nyregion/chris-christie-proposes-state-takeover-of-atlantic-citys-finances.html?hp&action=click&pgtype=Homepage&clickSource=story-heading&module=second-column-region&region=top-news&WT.nav=top-news

Marco Rubio: Lying Crap Weasel

http://www.nytimes.com/politics/first-draft/2016/01/26/marco-rubio-tries-distancing-himself-from-elites-he-hopes-to-lead/?module=BlogPost-Title&version=Blog%20Main&contentCollection=Politics&action=Click&pgtype=Blogs&region=Body
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I have the most important rap battle post update of all time right here

https://soundcloud.com/drtyson/flat-to-fact

Abe Vigoda Has Died. (No, Really.)

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/01/27/arts/television/abe-vigoda-actor-of-godfather-fame-dies-at-94.html?hp&action=click&pgtype=Homepage&clickSource=story-heading&module=mini-moth&region=top-stories-below&WT.nav=top-stories-below
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GOP National Security Talk not up to Middle School Standards Says former GOP SecDef

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/bob-gates-gop-national-security-embarrassing

“Now the mirror lizard’s breath got the clones scared cuz Woo, use your, use your common sense” Flat-Earth Rapper Takes On Neil DeGrasse Tyson

http://gawker.com/b-o-b-just-started-a-rap-war-with-neil-degrasse-tyson-1755122840

Italy Covers Nude Statues for Iran President’s Visit

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/italy-covers-up-naked-statues-iran-president-hassan-rouhani-visit-nude-a6834836.html