House Republicans asked Ben Carson to replace Boehner as House Speaker Because Why the Fuck Not?

http://www.rawstory.com/2016/01/revealed-house-republicans-asked-ben-carson-to-replace-boehner-as-house-speaker/
1403742474000-AP-Christie-LePage

Paul LePage Makes Racist Claim About Drug Dealers Getting White Girls Pregnant

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/paul-lepage-heroin_568ef013e4b0cad15e643549?27mvlsor=
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Sea Snakes fleeing Trash Cans Fleeing El Niño

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/01/07/science/yellow-bellied-sea-snake.html?module=WatchingPortal&region=c-column-middle-span-region&pgType=Homepage&action=click&mediaId=thumb_square&state=standard&contentPlacement=3&version=internal&contentCollection=www.nytimes.com&contentId=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.nytimes.com%2F2016%2F01%2F07%2Fscience%2Fyellow-bellied-sea-snake.html&eventName=Watching-article-click&_r=0
castiel-sorry

Y’Al Queda member takes donations and goes on bender!

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2016/01/07/1467083/-Trouble-in-Oregon-as-one-member-of-Y-all-Qaeda-went-AWOL-and-allegedly-drank-away-their-donations?detail=facebook

It’s…it’s a black fly in your Chardonnay!

http://www.rawstory.com/2016/01/tearful-militant-discovers-friend-drank-away-donation-money-its-like-finding-out-there-is-no-such-thing-as-santa/
juan thompson

Hunter was surprised and pleased that I actually grew up apparently sane.

http://www.salon.com/2016/01/04/hunter_s_thompsons_son_shocker_hunter_was_surprised_and_pleased_that_i_actually_grew_up_apparently_sane/

Father of Bristol’s newborn daughter sues for child support — so Sarah Palin goes bonkers

http://www.rawstory.com/2016/01/father-of-bristols-newborn-daughter-sues-for-child-support-so-sarah-palin-goes-bonkers/
freedomreligion

Thos. Jefferson and James Madison to the red Constitution phone!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/michelangelo-signorile/alabama-chief-justice-roy-moor-laws-are-superseded-by-god_b_8929848.html
Bakers

George Will made a provocative new demand of the next Republican president

https://newrepublic.com/article/122645/rehabilitationists-libertarian-movement-undo-new-deal
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The Homefront sends supplies to the brave lads at the Front

http://gawker.com/we-sent-the-oregon-militia-idiots-a-care-package-1751223009