Ooh! Can I do it?! Here is your Democratic Debate/Foo’ball Thread!

December 19, 2015December 20, 2015 natl_[gorgeous]_cmdr 246 Comments

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQI80s8dsS0

Just pray that you never succumb to his version of the “rear naked choke hold” move

December 19, 2015 sw19womble 8 Comments

http://www.foxsports.com/wwe/story/youporn-signs-wrestler-joey-ryan-to-endorsement-deal-after-infamous-penis-move-121915

On the Ninth Day of Cephalopodmas Cthulhu gave to me

December 19, 2015 C_R_Eature 8 Comments

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-cxg8mF_Lw

Found! One of the Shows Trump Gets His Policy Info From

December 19, 2015 natl_[gorgeous]_cmdr 6 Comments

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MbaAfHIa2A

Perfect for radio

December 19, 2015 Blue 2 Comments

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWEu9Rn-PaE

Have A Merry Kentucky Fried Christmas In Japan This Year

December 19, 2015December 19, 2015 Nounverb911 4 Comments

http://www.wsj.com/articles/christmas-cheer-here-requires-reservations-with-the-colonel-1450477246

OMG OMG OMG I can’t look!

December 19, 2015 Close Read 6 Comments

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GL0rbxB9Lqg

13 September 2009: Redskins #26 Clinton Portis. The New York Giants defeated the Washington Redskins 23-17 at Giants Stadium in Rutherford, New Jersey. (Credit Image: © Southcreek Global/ZUMApress.com)

Former Chesapeake Bay Region Indigenous Persons Running Back Owes His Mom $0.5M

December 19, 2015December 19, 2015 Lot_49 13 Comments

http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nfl/2015/12/18/clinton-portis-bankruptcy/77574350/

On the Eighth Day of Cephalopodmas Cthulhu gave to me

December 18, 2015 C_T_Hulhu 25 Comments

https://vimeo.com/44791802

Americans Are Really Good at Killing Themselves with Drugs

December 18, 2015 natl_[gorgeous]_cmdr 15 Comments

http://www.nbcnews.com/health/health-news/drug-overdose-deaths-hit-new-record-u-s-cdc-says-n482746

Warren in the Senate and why she is needed there

December 18, 2015December 18, 2015 pierre_de_fermat 9 Comments

http://www.vox.com/2015/12/18/10619588/wall-street-omnibus

Looks like my Dad was right about Hitler all along.

December 18, 2015 sw19womble 8 Comments

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/germany/12058755/Adolf-Hitler-really-did-have-only-one-testicle-according-to-new-medical-report.html

Today in you can’t make this shit up

December 18, 2015 zippy 12 Comments

http://www.mediaite.com/online/30-of-republicans-would-support-bombing-aladdins-homeland-of-agrabah/

Cthulhu’s Witnesses

December 18, 2015 C_T_Hulhu 2 Comments

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IO1s_wNm2Ac#t=226

Debbie-Wasserman-Schultz-And-Jar-Jar-Binks

Here we go again…

December 18, 2015 zippy 12 Comments

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/dnc-sanders-campaign-improperly-accessed-clinton-voter-data/2015/12/17/a2e2e14e-a522-11e5-b53d-972e2751f433_story.html

Castaway Sued for Eating Shipmate

December 18, 2015 PubOption 7 Comments

http://www.ksdk.com/story/news/2015/12/17/reports-castaway-sued-for-1m-for-eating-shipmate/77490534/

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Ooh! Can I do it?! Here is your Democratic Debate/Foo’ball Thread!

Just pray that you never succumb to his version of the “rear naked choke hold” move

On the Ninth Day of Cephalopodmas Cthulhu gave to me

Found! One of the Shows Trump Gets His Policy Info From

Perfect for radio

Have A Merry Kentucky Fried Christmas In Japan This Year

OMG OMG OMG I can’t look!

Former Chesapeake Bay Region Indigenous Persons Running Back Owes His Mom $0.5M

On the Eighth Day of Cephalopodmas Cthulhu gave to me

Americans Are Really Good at Killing Themselves with Drugs

Warren in the Senate and why she is needed there

Looks like my Dad was right about Hitler all along.

Today in you can’t make this shit up

Cthulhu’s Witnesses

Here we go again…

Castaway Sued for Eating Shipmate