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Get your American politics Magic the Gathering cards, all you Magic playing nerds! (Which is AOU,K)

http://www.dailydot.com/lol/magic-the-gathering-politicians/

Trump: “Now that these Black pastors have endorsed me, I don’t need to meet with them anymore because shut up, that’s why.”

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/11/trump-campaign-forced-to-cancel-press-conference-with-black-pastors-after-they-shred-him-in-the-press/
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Atheists Penn & Teller Selected as Christmas Parade Marshalls; Hilarity Ensues

http://www.breitbart.com/california/2015/11/29/hollywood-christmas-parade-picks-atheists-penn-teller-grand-marshals/

The rise of Donald Trump and Ben Carson in the early polls for Republican presidential candidate is being fueled by a rising anger and discontent with the corporate media promoting offensive social agendas, the flaunting of the Constitution by a president ruling by executive order, a GOP establishment corrupted by power and unanswerable to their constituents, the disinterest of politicians in both parties in securing our porous southern borders from foreign invasion by illegal hordes.

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2015-11-28/fourth-turning-social-cultural-distress-dividing-nation

The Breaking News Consumer Handbook: Active Shooter Edition

http://www.onthemedia.org/story/breakingnews-consumers-handbook/transcript/

Our Favorite Nipple Flag Man is on the loose

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/11/fbi-searching-for-armed-anti-muslim-activist-after-facebook-threat-to-muslim-community-in-new-york/
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Cabin-dwelling recluse ‘Planned Parenthood gunman’ was once a happily married father and art dealer – but became a pot-smoking oddball who sought sadomasochistic sex online after divorce

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3338082/Cabin-dwelling-recluse-attacked-Planned-Parenthood-happily-married-father-art-dealer-turned-pot-smoking-oddball-sought-sadomasochistic-sex-online-divorce.html#ixzz3srlCGExL

The Perfect Gift for the Discerning Cephalopod Fan in Your Life

http://www.signals.com/cgi-bin/hazel.cgi?action=DETAIL&ITEM=HR8082
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“Dear ISIS” A quick geopolitical history lesson from Ireland.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/irishmans-hilarious-letter-isis-tells-6914867
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Planned Parenthood shooter made comment about “no more baby parts” (autoplay)

http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/planned-parenthood-shooting-suspect-made-comment-about-no-more-baby-n470706