Sigh…

October 9, 2015 Zippy 2 Comments

http://abc13.com/news/texas-southern-university-shooting-1-dead-campus-on-lockdown-classes-canceled/1025113/

Can we sue?

October 9, 2015 Close Scream 4 Comments

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/10/christian-cult-that-predicted-wednesdays-world-annihilation-will-study-bible-for-revised-deadline/

Can You Work Out Scottish Math Question?

October 9, 2015 PubOption 4 Comments

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/tricky-crocodile-maths-question-befuddles-6602116

Entitled but responsible high-schooler upset that girls won’t provide nude selfies even after he threatens to shoot them all

October 9, 2015 OzoneTom 8 Comments

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/10/idaho-teen-threatened-to-kill-all-the-girls-because-cheerleaders-wouldnt-send-him-any-freaking-nudes/

Ho hum, another school shooting…

October 9, 2015 Zippy 9 Comments

http://www.azcentral.com/story/news/local/arizona/breaking/2015/10/09/officials-shooting-northern-arizona-university-flagstaff/73639496/

Harvesting and Selling Albino Parts in Tanzania

October 9, 2015 PubOption 2 Comments

http://www.kmov.com/story/30225662/albino-teen-attacked-for-her-body-parts-gets-reason-to-smile-again-in-the-us

Canada has a cheese-smuggling problem, apparently

October 9, 2015 snowpointsecret 6 Comments

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/hamilton/news/niagara-police-officer-breaks-bail-in-cheese-smuggling-case-1.3263053

Whoot! Tunisian Spingtimers Win Nobel Peace Prize

October 9, 2015October 9, 2015 weejee Leave a comment

https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/tunisian-national-dialogue-quartet-wins-the-2015-nobel-peace-prize/2015/10/09/b85871ae-6e1a-11e5-aa5b-f78a98956699_story.html

Will The GeeOhPee Select a Teddie for Speaker

October 9, 2015 weejee 3 Comments

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/ted-cruz-for-house-speaker/

Democrats Troll Republicans with Ad for Speaker

October 9, 2015 Lizzietish81 2 Comments

http://www.salon.com/2015/10/09/babysitting_experience_strongly_preferred_democratic_rep_trolls_the_gop_with_fake_craigslist_ad_for_house_speaker/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=socialflow

Chaffetz Update

October 9, 2015 Blue 7 Comments

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/10/republican-committee-chair-admits-no-evidence-planned-parenthood-misused-federal-funding/

Happy Birthday, Vladimir!

October 8, 2015 natl_[gorgeous]_cmdr 2 Comments

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/putin-universe-exhibition-sees-russian-6595349

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Football Open Thread: Here We Go Again

October 8, 2015October 9, 2015 Shelwood 24 Comments

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000487430/article/2015-nfl-schedule-when-is-your-teams-bye-week

Great White North Election Update: Conservatives go full Xenophobe

October 8, 2015 sw19womble 13 Comments

http://www.esquire.com/news-politics/politics/news/a38657/canada-prime-minister-xenophobia-islam/

At last a subject we can all weigh in on

October 8, 2015 Close Scream 7 Comments

http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2015/oct/07/smashing-pumpkins-giant-gourds-grow-competitive-fruit-vegetable

The world’s most expensive cheese slicer has been stolen

October 8, 2015October 8, 2015 Close Scream 3 Comments

http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-34380895

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Sigh…

Can we sue?

Can You Work Out Scottish Math Question?

Entitled but responsible high-schooler upset that girls won’t provide nude selfies even after he threatens to shoot them all

Ho hum, another school shooting…

Harvesting and Selling Albino Parts in Tanzania

Canada has a cheese-smuggling problem, apparently

Whoot! Tunisian Spingtimers Win Nobel Peace Prize

Will The GeeOhPee Select a Teddie for Speaker

Democrats Troll Republicans with Ad for Speaker

Chaffetz Update

Happy Birthday, Vladimir!

Football Open Thread: Here We Go Again

Great White North Election Update: Conservatives go full Xenophobe

At last a subject we can all weigh in on

The world’s most expensive cheese slicer has been stolen