Republican presidential candidate Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker pauses while speaking to reporters after a meet and greet visit to the Highland Park Soda Fountain in Dallas, Wednesday, Sept. 2, 2015. (AP Photo/LM Otero)

Scott Walker won’t get to build his Canadian wall after all

September 21, 2015 Close Read 20 Comments

http://gawker.com/scott-walker-finally-realizes-nobody-likes-scott-walker-1732150559

Huh?

September 21, 2015 Close Read 1 Comment

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-09-18/unboiling-of-egg-wins-researcher-parody-nobel/6786406

Bite? It was Only a Little Nip.

September 21, 2015 PubOption Leave a comment

http://www.kmov.com/story/30080373/woman-arrested-after-biting-security-guards-nipple

#AskTrump FLAIL

September 21, 2015 One_who_Wanders 4 Comments

http://www.wired.com/2015/09/asktrump-backfire/?mbid=social_fb

Florida Man Strikes Again (Found in sidebar to White Power story)

September 21, 2015 PubOption 3 Comments

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/09/florida-man-reaches-inside-woman-and-disembowels-her-for-uttering-exs-name-during-sex/

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White Power Robocalls

September 21, 2015 One_who_Wanders 2 Comments

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/09/neo-nazis-target-mississippi-and-idaho-residents-with-white-genocide-robocalls/

Tropical Update: Thanks (Malia) Obama!

September 21, 2015 snowpointsecret 7 Comments

http://www.prh.noaa.gov/cphc/tcpages/archive/2015/TCPCP5.CP052015.012.201509211449

Terror Alert! Be Very Scared of Smart People!

September 21, 2015 georgiaburning 5 Comments

http://www.makershed.com/collections/clock-kits

Climate Change Denial is for the Rubes (and always has been).

September 21, 2015September 21, 2015 C_R_Eature 21 Comments

http://insideclimatenews.org/news/15092015/Exxons-own-research-confirmed-fossil-fuels-role-in-global-warming

Chris Christie: “I’ll Be President If Americans Think I’m ‘Huggable'” — Discuss

September 21, 2015 Close Read 11 Comments

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/chris-christie-true-heart-care-bears

Spider Crashes Car Into School Bus

September 21, 2015 PubOption 1 Comment

http://www.nbc12.com/story/30077660/mom-bails-from-moving-vehicle-injures-child-because-of-spider

Rich Asshole buys rights to Aids drug, raises price per pill

September 21, 2015 Lizzietish81 1 Comment

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/09/ex-hedge-funder-buys-rights-aids-drug-and-raises-price-from-13-50-to-750-per-pill/

Blah Ex-con Given Parole Violation for Refusing to Shake Prison Guard’s Hand?

September 21, 2015 PubOption Leave a comment

http://www.stltoday.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/fairview-heights-man-claims-he-was-imprisoned-for-days-for/article_b8093e36-4708-594f-a92e-1fec01e3cf19.html

Live stream Ruth Bader Ginsberg talking about the music she loves

September 21, 2015 Lot_49 Leave a comment

http://www.wfmt.com/main.taf?p=4,5,35

Gonna be Wet and Muddy

September 21, 2015 Blue Leave a comment

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIbFJETrScI

It’s a pig’s head on a … stick?

September 20, 2015September 20, 2015 FeloniousMonk 9 Comments

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3242550/Cameron-pig-bemused-look-face-future-PM-took-outrageous-initiation-ceremony-joining-Oxford-dining-society.html

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Scott Walker won’t get to build his Canadian wall after all

Huh?

Bite? It was Only a Little Nip.

#AskTrump FLAIL

Florida Man Strikes Again (Found in sidebar to White Power story)

White Power Robocalls

Tropical Update: Thanks (Malia) Obama!

Terror Alert! Be Very Scared of Smart People!

Climate Change Denial is for the Rubes (and always has been).

Chris Christie: “I’ll Be President If Americans Think I’m ‘Huggable'” — Discuss

Spider Crashes Car Into School Bus

Rich Asshole buys rights to Aids drug, raises price per pill

Blah Ex-con Given Parole Violation for Refusing to Shake Prison Guard’s Hand?

Live stream Ruth Bader Ginsberg talking about the music she loves

Gonna be Wet and Muddy

It’s a pig’s head on a … stick?