Today in Planned Parenthood: Threats and Bluster at Missouri Hearing

http://news.stlpublicradio.org/post/missouri-senate-panel-may-try-jail-nixon-cabinet-member-contempt
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Fucking Twatwaffle Columnist Prays for new Katrina to ‘Hit the Reset Button’ on Chicago

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/opinion/commentary/ct-chicago-katrina-financial-disaster-landrieu-new-orleans-mcqueary-emanuel-pers-20150813-column.html
colbert-laugh

Terrible “Target Troll” Tweaks Terrified Teahadis

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/08/see-it-man-sends-angry-facebook-conservatives-into-a-full-blown-rage-by-posing-as-target/

Your Evening Helping of WND Nuttery courtesy of Right Wing Watch

http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/os-hillman-you-too-can-profit-gods-coming-judgment
peasants

Mitt Romney wins the war; Sesame Street moving to HBO and cutting back on time

http://www.nbcnews.com/pop-culture/tv/sesame-street-hbo-ink-five-year-partnership-deal-n409266

Two Men, Two Colostomy Bags, Two Shoplifting Accusations, Three Steaks, One Arrest, One Apology

http://consumerist.com/2015/08/13/two-men-two-colostomy-bags-two-shoplifting-accusations-three-steaks-one-arrest/