Ted Cruz gives Award to our favorite Daughter Regifting little boy in big boy suits! August 12, 2015 lizzietish81 21503 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2015%2F08%2F12%2Fted-cruz-gives-award-to-our-favorite-daughter-regifting-little-boy-in-big-boy-suits%2FTed+Cruz+gives+Award+to+our+favorite+Daughter+Regifting+little+boy+in+big+boy+suits%212015-08-12+21%3A34%3A44Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F%3Fp%3D2150 http://www.rawstory.com/2015/08/gop-lawmaker-who-rehomed-adopted-daughters-with-rapist-to-get-courage-award-at-ted-cruz-dinner/
Oceanographer Has Entire Back Tattooed in Tribute to Sir David Attenborough August 12, 2015 AlterNewt 21547 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2015%2F08%2F12%2Foceanographer-has-entire-back-tattooed-in-tribute-to-sir-david-attenborough%2FOceanographer+Has+Entire+Back+Tattooed+in+Tribute+to+Sir+David+Attenborough2015-08-12+21%3A19%3A21Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2015%2F08%2F12%2Foceanographer-has-entire-back-tattooed-in-tribute-to-sir-david-attenborough%2F http://www.plymouthherald.co.uk/Plymouth-scientist-tattooed-prove-love-Sir-David/story-27596616-detail/story.html
Those damn freeloaders August 12, 2015 One_who_Wanders 21521 Commenthttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2015%2F08%2F12%2Fthose-damn-freeloaders%2FThose+damn+freeloaders2015-08-12+21%3A12%3A30Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2015%2F08%2F12%2Fthose-damn-freeloaders%2F https://news.vice.com/article/unauthorized-immigrants-paid-100-billion-into-social-security-over-last-decade
Man has butt sechs with Scarecrow, dies August 12, 2015 Lizzietish81 21498 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2015%2F08%2F12%2Fman-has-butt-sechs-with-scarecrow-dies%2FMan+has+butt+sechs+with+Scarecrow%2C+dies2015-08-12+19%3A57%3A47Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2015%2F08%2F12%2Fman-has-butt-sechs-with-scarecrow-dies%2F http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/243158/man-dies-after-butt-fucking-himself-against-scarecrow-with-strap-on/
Stonewood marketing stone cold stealing rubes blind.(H/T juanita jean) August 12, 2015 coozledad 2148Leave a commenthttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2015%2F08%2F12%2Fstonewood-marketing-stone-cold-stealing-rubes-blind-ht-juanita-jean%2FStonewood+marketing+stone+cold+stealing+rubes+blind.%28H%2FT+juanita+jean%292015-08-12+19%3A16%3A57Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2015%2F08%2F12%2Fstonewood-marketing-stone-cold-stealing-rubes-blind-ht-juanita-jean%2F https://www.fbi.gov/louisville/press-releases/2015/former-owner-of-virginia-based-stonewood-marketing-pleads-guilty-to-mail-fraud-diverted-and-stole-1-124-273.35-intended-for-political-campaigns-pacs-and-non-profit-organizations
tehRump Polling 3 Times Closest Rival – Ted Bundy, or Someone August 12, 2015 weejee 21462 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2015%2F08%2F12%2Ftehrump-polling-3-times-closest-rival-ted-bundy-or-someone%2FtehRump+Polling+3+Times+Closest+Rival+-+Ted+Bundy%2C+or+Someone2015-08-12+19%3A02%3A04Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2015%2F08%2F12%2Ftehrump-polling-3-times-closest-rival-ted-bundy-or-someone%2F http://talkingpointsmemo.com/polltracker/echelon-insights-post-debate-trump
Philadelphian Pratik Patel Petitions Pending Pontiff to Plead For Passer’s Problematic Patellae August 12, 2015August 12, 2015 Smokey 21416 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2015%2F08%2F12%2Fphiladelphian-pratik-patel-petitions-pontiff-to-plead-for-passers-patellae%2FPhiladelphian+Pratik+Patel+Petitions+Pending+Pontiff+to+Plead+For+Passer%27s+Problematic+Patellae2015-08-12+18%3A19%3A46Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2015%2F08%2F12%2Fphiladelphian-pratik-patel-petitions-pontiff-to-plead-for-passers-patellae%2F https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/early-lead/wp/2015/08/10/eagles-fans-to-pope-francis-please-bless-sam-bradfords-rickety-knees/
Cops find Gun in Bible, MURRICA! August 12, 2015 Lizzietish81 21407 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2015%2F08%2F12%2Fcops-find-gun-in-bible-murrica%2FCops+find+Gun+in+Bible%2C+MURRICA%212015-08-12+16%3A40%3A27Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2015%2F08%2F12%2Fcops-find-gun-in-bible-murrica%2F http://gothamist.com/2015/08/12/gun_stashed_in_mysterious_ways.php
A Missouri Rat F***ing Fer Sure August 12, 2015 weejee 21382 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2015%2F08%2F12%2Fa-missouri-rat-fing-fer-sure%2FA+Missouri+Rat+F%2A%2A%2Aing+Fer+Sure2015-08-12+16%3A30%3A33Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2015%2F08%2F12%2Fa-missouri-rat-fing-fer-sure%2F http://mockpaperscissors.com/2015/08/12/anatomy-of-a-rat-fing/
Dead Heat – Feel the Granite Bern August 12, 2015 weejee 21362 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2015%2F08%2F12%2Fdead-heat-feel-the-granite-bern%2FDead+Heat+-+Feel+the+Granite+Bern2015-08-12+15%3A48%3A03Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2015%2F08%2F12%2Fdead-heat-feel-the-granite-bern%2F http://www.nytimes.com/politics/first-draft/2015/08/12/bernie-sanders-in-statistical-tie-with-hillary-clinton-in-new-hampshire-poll/?_r=0
I, For One, Welcome Our New Beer-Delivering Robot Overlords August 12, 2015 C_R_Eature 213310 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2015%2F08%2F12%2Fi-for-one-welcome-our-new-beer-delivering-robot-overlords%2FI%2C+For+One%2C+Welcome+Our+New+Beer-Delivering+Robot+Overlords2015-08-12+15%3A21%3A13Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F%3Fp%3D2133 http://www.popsci.com/watch-team-mit-bartender-robots-serve-beer
Rubio Sez Yer Spore Won’t Turn Into Cats – Plus Other Morning Treats August 12, 2015 weejee 21302 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2015%2F08%2F12%2Frubio-sez-yer-spore-wont-turn-into-cats-plus-other-morning-treats%2FRubio+Sez+Yer+Spore+Won%27t+Turn+Into+Cats+-+Plus+Other+Morning+Treats2015-08-12+14%3A37%3A09Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2015%2F08%2F12%2Frubio-sez-yer-spore-wont-turn-into-cats-plus-other-morning-treats%2F http://bluenationreview.com/bnr-breakfast-rubio-says-human-life-cant-become-a-donkey-or-a-cat/
Let’s play “spot the outlier poll” August 12, 2015 snowpointsecret 212812 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2015%2F08%2F12%2Flets-play-spot-the-outlier-poll%2FLet%27s+play+%22spot+the+outlier+poll%222015-08-12+14%3A04%3A16Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2015%2F08%2F12%2Flets-play-spot-the-outlier-poll%2F http://www.rasmussenreports.com/public_content/politics/elections/election_2016/has_the_donald_peaked
Goose-Riding Monster-Slaying Politician Runs for Office in Canada August 12, 2015 PubOption 2127Leave a commenthttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2015%2F08%2F12%2Fgoose-riding-monster-slaying-politician-runs-for-office-in-canada%2FGoose-Riding+Monster-Slaying+Politician+Runs+for+Office+in+Canada2015-08-12+13%3A56%3A43Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2015%2F08%2F12%2Fgoose-riding-monster-slaying-politician-runs-for-office-in-canada%2F http://www.kmov.com/story/29768428/canada-politician-shoots-lasers-from-eyes-slays-robot-in-campaign-ad
Batesville Mayor has Problems from Buttsechs August 12, 2015 PubOption 21261 Commenthttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2015%2F08%2F12%2Fbatesville-mayor-has-problems-from-buttsechs%2FBatesville+Mayor+has+Problems+from+Buttsechs2015-08-12+13%3A06%3A02Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2015%2F08%2F12%2Fbatesville-mayor-has-problems-from-buttsechs%2F http://www.cincinnati.com/story/news/2015/08/11/police-indiana-mayor-paid-man--sex/31492679/
LA Residents: It’s a good thing if your water tasts like balls August 11, 2015August 12, 2015 OzoneTom 21241 Commenthttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2015%2F08%2F11%2Fla-residents-its-a-good-thing-if-your-water-tasts-like-balls%2FLA+Residents%3A+It%27s+a+good+thing+if+your+water+tasts+like+balls2015-08-12+02%3A46%3A57Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F%3Fp%3D2124 http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2015-08-11/who-s-behind-the-96-million-shade-balls-they-just-rolled-into-l-a-s-reservoirs-