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  1. Tyler Krieder, district officer of the Pennsylvania Game Commission, said a tattoo on the bear's inner lip indicates that it was from New Jersey. Noting that bears are good swimmers, he theorized that the animal swam across the Delaware River to find a new home.

    Because, ew: Jersey.

    1. Hey, man, can bears get cool tattoos in Pennsylvania? Even if they can, they still have to go to 14 different liquor stores to just to get beer, and also too pump their own gas. Stupid bear. #JerseyRulez*

      * Except I definitely drive over to New Hope for cigs.

      1. You know why he swam the Delaware to get around in Penn? Because the roads suck (except for Smokey's).

        I do not endorse smoking cigarettes, though, whether you're pumping your own gas or not.

          1. Right, that’s what I meant. Bonus points if you’re talking on your cell phone at the same time and/or lighting your ciggy.

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