55 thoughts on “Fuck Everything. Let’s Color This Owl!

  1. This might take all weekend. The deadline for submissions is Sunday night by a decent time before bedtime. Winner gets kisses.

    1. With 8 tentacles, how could you not paint like Pollock? Rumor has it he slathered dead octopi with paint and then threw them at the canvas. Turnabout is fair play, I say.

      1. Oh, yeah, the good old days, I'd do color patterns with crayon, then cover them with a jet black crayon layer, then scratch out my picture to show up as colored coming through the black? Trippy!

      1. Just take the toner cartridge out and shake it a bit.

        Or, if you know someone you want to be mean to, stick that into a fax machine and tape it together into a loop.

  2. I did have some sort of Tiffany stained glass coloring book when I was about 12 that I vaguely recall finding awesome. Owls, well, they'd better come with a Tootsie Pop to get my interest.

      1. stories. I didn't realize what [Stop it ] meant, since there's no number, but there's quite a few with [stop it] on them. It ain't me.

        1. stop it is the message to let you know you've already voted- it shows up when you try to vote a second time

          edit- refresh this story, do you see it now?

          1. well, yeah, didn't know…………I think it was showing up even when not trying to vote a second time , anyway……….thanks.

          2. not necessarily, lol. it could be a plugin glitch or some CSS stepping on it. I stuck it in there trying to see just how deep Shy let us go, while I was looking for a way to reverse accidental votes (not gonna happen without opening up multiple voting- a la Actor syndrome- so click carefully)

    1. found a program called lunapic, kind of an online photoshop-ish thing. Scary part is, I'm stone cold sober, lol

      Robert Green? Great, I'm being followed by a bot. Should go well with all the spam emails we're collecting…

  3. That image is very disturbing. I wish you'd have chosen something else. I realize that it's a shameful part of American history that we should never forget, but it's too much.

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