According to Arpaio, Crawford told the undercover deputy that he purchased a non-refundable plane ticket to Phoenix
i.e. the same kind of plane tickets everybody always gets, because otherwise fucking expensive. So… yeah, that doesn't do much for highlighting intent or commitment.
Pegasus? Oh, flies to AZ for horse
sex act with a horse is a euphemism for attend a Trump speech
Actually doing the former is less humiliating than doing the later. . . .
It's gratifying to see Joe Arpaio is protecting Maricopa County's horses from the indignity of pissing all over strange men's clothing.
still not sure this is actually illegal
At least he left the goats out of it.
He also told undercover officers that he would walk a mile for a camel…
"… I wouldn't have spent that year in college."
i.e. the same kind of plane tickets everybody always gets, because otherwise fucking expensive. So… yeah, that doesn't do much for highlighting intent or commitment.