23 thoughts on “Devil’s Food Cake

  1. My God…itis full of Sarahs! Nice one!

    OK, so… leaving aside the utter paranoia of seeing demonic symbols written in icing (we used to have Places to put these people, now they select our lawmakers), then:

    a.) There's more than a little disagreement about what the actual Number of the Beast actually was. Turns out the Ancients were sloppy at translation, spelling and/or Maths.

    b.) Accepting the hypothesis that the number 666 = The Number of the Beast, then the sum of the letters of the name of whoever is supposed to be The Beast in this particular narrow fantasyland – Here is Your Beast:

    Ronald Wilson Reagan

    1. yes, and the winning number of the Maryland pick-it the night he was elected in 1980 was…666.

      You can't make this shit up

        1. I had heard that before the days of the intertubes- I did a quick search right now- might be apocryphal.

    2. I think the number of the beast has a few letters attached if bad memes are to be believed. #yolo420swag

  2. So, look- I know you can bring a memory schtick to an ice cream store these days and they'll print out someone's pic on a piece of rice paper or whatever and make it part of the cake. The thought of eating a cake decorated in such a way disgusts me, but I have no trouble eating an ice cream cone with rainbow sprinkles on it. What does that make me?

      1. How much fucking money have I spent on phone in psychics- and for nothing, and here you cut to the heart of the matter?Speak, o seer, that I may gain more wisdom!

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