"There is, one knows not what sweet mystery about this sea, whose gently awful stirrings seems to speak of some hidden golden-fried value meal beneath." – Melville
"The very plate did writhe: O Christ!
That ever this should be!
Yea, breaded things did crawl with legs
Up from the slimy sea. " – Samuel Taylor Coleridge
"The Owl and the Pussy-Cat went to eat
in a beautiful pea-green boat.
They ordered a Golden Fried Abomination From the Deep
Along with a diet coke float."
– Edward Lear.
"You are old," said the youth, "and your jaws are too weak
For anything tougher than suet;
Yet you finished Cthulhu, with the bones and the beak–
Pray, how did you manage to do it?"
Eat first or last?
Eat or be Eaten
"Hideously delicious!"
Now I'm hungry.
In his Restaurant in R'lyeh, Chef Cthulhu serves Dinner
"…available as a po'boy" – The Sandwich Horror?
Submarine
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"We all live in a… OH GOD"
Grinder.
Hero.
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"There is, one knows not what sweet mystery about this sea, whose gently awful stirrings seems to speak of some hidden golden-fried value meal beneath." – Melville
"The very plate did writhe: O Christ!
That ever this should be!
Yea, breaded things did crawl with legs
Up from the slimy sea. " – Samuel Taylor Coleridge
"Tentacles, tentacles everywhere
nor any bite to eat"
"And a thousand thousand breaded things
Fed on; and so did I."
I must say, that is genius.
Thanks, that's very kind. I blame years of having to craft alternate Rude & Pornographic lyrics to combat seriously annoying Pop song earworms.
"The Owl and the Pussy-Cat went to eat
in a beautiful pea-green boat.
They ordered a Golden Fried Abomination From the Deep
Along with a diet coke float."
– Edward Lear.
"You are old," said the youth, "and your jaws are too weak
For anything tougher than suet;
Yet you finished Cthulhu, with the bones and the beak–
Pray, how did you manage to do it?"
-Lewis Carrol
I'm not sure I could eat two of those.
I'll bet two of those could eat you.
I have to admit that I'd order this.
Sanity be damned.
This is what The Donald's hair would look like, breaded and deep-fried.
talk about kitchen nightmares…
Man vs Food
Why such a small drink with it? That's where they probably make their money.
"Yo ho ho and 28 ml of rum!"
"We're going to need a bigger coke."