12 thoughts on “Gold, Guns, Girls…. and a Gooey Corpse

  1. When he died, Nebron parked him in a car down the street from the condo they shared

    I hope my loved one's treat my body with such reverence. I want to be in a Jaguar, at least, if they do that.

    1. I wouldn't be able to rest in peace if they desecrated my Shelby like that.

      I worked in transportation in a remote and desolate stretch of desert out beyond Death Valley. We would find the occasional suicide on the side of the road, and if the body had been there for more than a few days, the car was a total loss because there ain't no way to get rid of the stench, ever.

  2. My great uncle really was a secret agent. Number of guns he personally owned and kept at home: 1. Number of cars he owned that could drive under water: 0. The government did not pick up his body when he died (of old age), but they did give him a pretty impressive service at Arlington when he was interred.

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