Man that user snowpointsecret went to high school with is changing sportsball positions July 23, 2015 snowpointsecret 142511 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2015%2F07%2F23%2Fman-that-user-snowpointsecret-went-to-high-school-with-is-changing-sportsball-positions%2FMan+that+user+snowpointsecret+went+to+high+school+with+is+changing+sportsball+positions2015-07-24+03%3A44%3A44Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2015%2F07%2F23%2Fman-that-user-snowpointsecret-went-to-high-school-with-is-changing-sportsball-positions%2F 00
Was he… named after false labor?
The high school's most recent big sports star is named D'Mitrik. That easily tops Braxton.
Is he from Vulcan or the Romulan Territories?
Considering how many people not from here don't like him I'm going with Romulan Territories.
"T'Pau! Right in the kisser!"
btw I just got back from a baseball game that went 13 innings so that explains why a sports post
Did he just go from pitcher to receiver?
"Chase Goodbread, reporting from Columbus."
In Italian, that name would be Buona Cacciapane.
Will he dot the i as well as cross the t?
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