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Super Double SuperDuper Secret Agent Also Alien Hybrid, Says Not At All Gullible Fiancee

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    1. "Any high-profile client is going to be tried in the press," Braun says. "You can only neutralize the prosecution in the press. To say you're not going to try it in the press is like saying you're not going to show up the first day of trial, because the trial starts the first day the prosecution starts leaking evidence."

      Harsh, but true.

        1. Hmm. The claiming he had all the guns and shit because he was a secret agent/mercenary was almost plausible, and I could see the lawyer encouraging that (I saw some people online who were pretty inclined to believe her). Throwing in the bit about being an alien hybrid just makes him, her, his family and everyone in that tristate area seem delusional.

  1. You'd think that a secret agent alien/human hybrid would be able to do better than a surplus stock of ammo and an amphibious Toyota.

    No phaser? No death ray? Not even a measly Tricorder? Instead of an X-34 Landspeeder we get a 96 Land Cruiser with a snorkel…

    1. Dude, this is only what the librul media reports! You think they're going to blow the cover on a chemtrail agent?

  2. Hmm. 1200 guns, 7 tons of ammo, give or take. So, he was a bad guy with a gun, and a good guy shot him? I can't see any other way he was killed, since why would the NRA lie?

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