18 thoughts on “Drones Deliver Drugs Direct to Dissolute Dopers Doors”
"Drones will get you through times of no Dope better than Dope will get you through… wait, that makes no sense!"
"Hey! Drones will get you through times of no Dope! AH HAHAHAHAHAHA"
Good point. What do drone bees do? Fly, fuck and die. That’ll be an awesome wkvl headline.
Only viable if minimum wage goes up. As it is, store owners pay drivers tipped-worker wages ($3.30/hr right now, I believe) and maybe kinda sorta pay for part of the driver's vehicle operating costs. If a driver's car falls apart, you fire the driver and get a new one (actual franchise owner: "drivers are expendable"), but a drone would be yours to own and maintain.
That, and street/addressing databases aren't as reliable as you'd think. And crack-smoking development planners really don't help (e.g. house faces one road, but is addressed by the alley the garage faces in the rear).
Oh yeah, and speaking of driver expendability: cars can operate in weather conditions that a drone cannot safely operate in, inclement weather that people don't want to go out into that inspires them to order pizza to begin with.
Last but not least: trees and overgrown yards. Maybe if they came with a built-in machete…
No, but I'm pretty sure I know where one lives. $40 for an $18 order suggests the pretty young thing is literally making more money than she knows what to do with, and she didn't strike me as a dealer.
"Drones will get you through times of no Dope better than Dope will get you through… wait, that makes no sense!"
"Hey! Drones will get you through times of no Dope! AH HAHAHAHAHAHA"
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Who is it?
It's me, Drone, open up, man, I got the stuff
Drone's not here!
"Open up! It's the Drone Police!"
***FLUSH***
"HAHAHA just kiddin' man, it's me! Hey, why're you cryin, man?"
That really hit my funny bone. Cheech & Chong?
"The Bust."
Also, too: http://core0.staticworld.net/images/article/2015/…
Whoever has that franchise will make a mint.
Hardly. Have you ever heard of a horny housewife fucking a drone (yet)?
Horny housewives today would be ordering kale or some such, if it's delivered.
cucumbers?
Once the drones get better looking, watch out.
Good point. What do drone bees do? Fly, fuck and die. That’ll be an awesome wkvl headline.
Only viable if minimum wage goes up. As it is, store owners pay drivers tipped-worker wages ($3.30/hr right now, I believe) and maybe kinda sorta pay for part of the driver's vehicle operating costs. If a driver's car falls apart, you fire the driver and get a new one (actual franchise owner: "drivers are expendable"), but a drone would be yours to own and maintain.
That, and street/addressing databases aren't as reliable as you'd think. And crack-smoking development planners really don't help (e.g. house faces one road, but is addressed by the alley the garage faces in the rear).
Oh yeah, and speaking of driver expendability: cars can operate in weather conditions that a drone cannot safely operate in, inclement weather that people don't want to go out into that inspires them to order pizza to begin with.
Last but not least: trees and overgrown yards. Maybe if they came with a built-in machete…
Guess what I do for a living!
Pizza delivery?
Ding ding ding! You win the 4¢ tip I got from my final customer tonight! I'll mail you your check next week.
For you, sure. You want me to wear my little outfit again?
Escort?
Seriously, gotta agree with you on the maps. Streets are a can of worms where I am, and folks still get lost, even with their phones and such.
No, but I'm pretty sure I know where one lives. $40 for an $18 order suggests the pretty young thing is literally making more money than she knows what to do with, and she didn't strike me as a dealer.