As usual, the clown car occupants will fall over themselves to be the most soulless, uncaring, right-wing shitheels in the primaries, then whoever wins the nomination is going to have to spend the rest of the real campaign furiously backtracking in order to appeal to the center, while trying not to look like too much of a hypocrite to the far-right loonies.
* Psylocybin mushrooms
* Heavy duty water balloon slingshot
* Rum. Lots of rum.
* Silly String
* An Internet connection, Cragslist and popcorn.
* Fake city maps that direct the unwary to the Naughty side of town.
* Eggs
* Wrist rocket slingshot
* 25 watt bullhorn, with siren.
* Good bagels, cream cheese and lox.
* CSPAN and CSPAN2
* Foam ball to throw at TV set (this is important. You'll see.)
How many times do we have to upfist you now that you're blue?
Every little bit helps.
I regret I have but only 4 limbs to serve you!
You will be Eaten first!
Yay!
I'm tempted to direct you to http://www.ca.gov/HomeFamily/MovingToCA.html but since you're in the ultimate swing state, I will instead tell you to eat right and exercise so that you have the stamina to get through this election. Those of us in safely blue states are depending on you and will send you care packages as needed upon requests!
If Fux had a hair, they'd hold these debates in Iraq, Syria, and Afghanistan so the candidates could really get some serious return (fire) on their bellicose pronouncements.
The conservatives are taking their inter-fraternal snarking to a new level. Clearly a sure way to help them widen their debased base.
As usual, the clown car occupants will fall over themselves to be the most soulless, uncaring, right-wing shitheels in the primaries, then whoever wins the nomination is going to have to spend the rest of the real campaign furiously backtracking in order to appeal to the center, while trying not to look like too much of a hypocrite to the far-right loonies.
Push-me-pull-you's have an easier time of it.
Trump: "I'm an unabashed dick!"
Supporters: "I can't believe what an unapologetic dick this guy is! It's a refreshing new face for the party!"
"He's not afraid to be an asshole!"
Reminder that these people are planning an invasion of my state on Thursday. What supplies should I get before they get here?
a three-pound block of kraft singles?
55 gallon drum of gin?
A bus ticket to Indiana?
Weaponized grilled cheese sandwiches? I'll take it!
Ranch dressing would be a great mobility deterrent.
1.) Noise cancelling headphones
2.) Large bottle of Absinthe
3.) A pillow to clutch while rocking slowly back and forth in the corner
4.) Something to make me forget that one of them is not leaving because he is, in fact, the governor
A copy of Lord of the Flies might come in handy, too, as a play-by-play guide.
See 2.)
I didn't think he made the cut
He's been polling top 10 since he declared, he's probably in.
Nebbish/Lunatic 2016!
Shit, in Advanced Composition English in 10th grade, I actually had to write a comparison/contrast paper about Perot and Trump. Good lord.
* Oukes*
(when I wasn't writing nasty letters to the PMRC, *that's* what I had to do in school.) Blech!
Relevant.
the senate intro to that was hilarious
BTW- there's oxygen in my argon!
I actually cringed.
* Psylocybin mushrooms
* Heavy duty water balloon slingshot
* Rum. Lots of rum.
* Silly String
* An Internet connection, Cragslist and popcorn.
* Fake city maps that direct the unwary to the Naughty side of town.
* Eggs
* Wrist rocket slingshot
* 25 watt bullhorn, with siren.
* Good bagels, cream cheese and lox.
* CSPAN and CSPAN2
* Foam ball to throw at TV set (this is important. You'll see.)
So, in other words, "Thursday."
Pretty much. If Thursday in Ohio isn't like this it needs to be.
How many times do we have to upfist you now that you're blue?
Every little bit helps.
I regret I have but only 4 limbs to serve you!
You will be Eaten first!
Yay!
I'm tempted to direct you to http://www.ca.gov/HomeFamily/MovingToCA.html but since you're in the ultimate swing state, I will instead tell you to eat right and exercise so that you have the stamina to get through this election. Those of us in safely blue states are depending on you and will send you care packages as needed upon requests!
Yes. We'll send kale and artisan tortillas.
I can arrange to smuggle some Class A poutine over the border.
We can send weed and salmon.
If there's anything left of us after this fire season, that is.
If Fux had a hair, they'd hold these debates in Iraq, Syria, and Afghanistan so the candidates could really get some serious return (fire) on their bellicose pronouncements.
I'd watch it.
You'd watch a deleted comment? Now that's what I call commitment to the cause!
Love the "Max Headroom" Trump graphic! Miss that show so much…
"Zik Zak Corporation: We make everything you want. You want everything we make."
Blipverts FTW.
Kochold?
Walker's a definite Kochold, with the cultivated trappings of a biker.. But The Donald has All The Money, and He's A Total Asshole! Can't ignore!
ftw
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