Cops find Gun in Bible, MURRICA! August 12, 2015 Lizzietish81 21407 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2015%2F08%2F12%2Fcops-find-gun-in-bible-murrica%2FCops+find+Gun+in+Bible%2C+MURRICA%212015-08-12+16%3A40%3A27Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2015%2F08%2F12%2Fcops-find-gun-in-bible-murrica%2F 00
Don't you remember how, in the Bible, Jesus rode on a raptor through Israel holding a gun and traveling with Ronald Reagan? Reply
Reminds you of that old Woody Allen joke about how he kept a bullet in his shirt pocket and one day someone threw a Bible at him and it saved his life. Reply
Don't you remember how, in the Bible, Jesus rode on a raptor through Israel holding a gun and traveling with Ronald Reagan?
Where were Donald Trump and Bill Cosby? Still riding Cecil?
Reminds you of that old Woody Allen joke about how he kept a bullet in his shirt pocket and one day someone threw a Bible at him and it saved his life.
Never heard that one! Awesome.
Well, what else would you keep in a fake Bible? Drugs would be a sacrilege.
How about a rock hammer? Saw that in a movie.
It looks like it would make a nice lunchbox, too.