A robot may not ignore a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to go thirsty.
A robot must fill the drinks orders given it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
A robot must protect its drinks supplies existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Laws.
Today the beer. Tomorrow :SAMIMICHES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And on the third day they rose and unionized.
Then, the Hard Stuff:
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William Barton Rogers would be so proud.
"Well, Son – What are you working on up there at MIT?"
"Uh…. programming robots to *mumble mumble mumblemumble*
"Sorry, what was that again?"
"Ummm…programming robots to get everyone beer"
"WHAT!?"
"I don't see the |conflict|."
Asimov's Three laws of Bartender Robotics:
A robot may not ignore a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to go thirsty.
A robot must fill the drinks orders given it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
A robot must protect its drinks supplies existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Laws.
A robot must say, at closing time, "You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here"
Robots taking over German Village. More at 11.
Abensberg Automaton Anschluss?