We Would Never Encourage Such Behavior (but we'll quietly enjoy the hell out of it).
The possible bad news is that their habitat—this part of Papua New Guinea where uniquely in the world two genera of nautiloid cephalopods live—is slated soon for large-scale, deep-water mining that will dredge the sea floor, a seafloor above which these ancient survivors still live.
hoylshit its' a FUZZY NAUTILUS!!!11!
It doesn't shave? Is it a hippie or 5 o'clock shadowed hipster?
Furries. They're everywhere.
I knew furry tails could come true…
It's new euphemism day in Wonkville.
Well it's about time.
(picks up Katie Couric's unsupervised phone)
Texts: I WANT TO DO A FUZZY NAUTILUS TONITE
(Send)
Gawd that was funny. [in a childish way I personally would certainly never laugh at ]
Bartender- make me a fuzzy nautilus!
That's definitely a Rum and paper parasol type drink. Best served in a Tiki bar with a cephalopod motif.
I remember/ a line of women all in white/ the laughter and the steel bands at night
Won't you pour me a Cephalopod breeze Gretchen
…cause tonight, they're arranging a small reception just for me, behind the big casino by the sea.
Well okay then…
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We Would Never Encourage Such Behavior (but we'll quietly enjoy the hell out of it).
Jesus fuck, we suck as a species.