♪ How can you mend a broken horn?
How can you stop the train from falling down? (tell me)
How can you stop that old gun from shrinking?
What makes the burl grow round?
How can you mend this broken manhood? (yeah)
How can a loser ever win?
Somebody please help me mend my broken hard
And get me long again ♪
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Bet they weren't mohels either.
Even the docs in Flori-duh? Sheesh….
♪ How can you mend a broken horn?
How can you stop the train from falling down? (tell me)
How can you stop that old gun from shrinking?
What makes the burl grow round?
How can you mend this broken manhood? (yeah)
How can a loser ever win?
Somebody please help me mend my broken hard
And get me long again ♪
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Ah. Florida.