BREAKING NEWS: Scientists using LHC as a “Stargate” to explore horrible new dimension! September 6, 2015 C_R_Eature 30528 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2015%2F09%2F06%2Fbreaking-news-scientists-using-lhc-as-a-stargate-to-explore-horrible-new-dimension%2FBREAKING+NEWS%3A+Scientists+using+LHC+as+a+%22Stargate%22+to+explore+horrible+new+dimension%212015-09-06+12%3A31%3A50Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2015%2F09%2F06%2Fbreaking-news-scientists-using-lhc-as-a-stargate-to-explore-horrible-new-dimension%2F +20
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He even pegs the specific day on which we can probably expect global annihilation: September 24, 2015. Guess I'll wait on my next mortgage payment, then. Reply
When I look into a frightening new dimension, I see this. <img src="http://www.redstate.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/rand-paul-620×396.jpg" /> Reply
When one distills most of these conspiracy theories you find yourself with at least one more variable than equation. Often times many, many more variables than mathamagical saws. head-desk <img src="https://culturallydisoriented.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/tumblr_m0wx91oqje1rn09amo1_400.gif" width="400"> Reply
Seems legit.
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Guess I'll wait on my next mortgage payment, then.
Sounds like somebody watched Event Horizon the night before an article was due.
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When I look into a frightening new dimension, I see this.
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When one distills most of these conspiracy theories you find yourself with at least one more variable than equation. Often times many, many more variables than mathamagical saws.
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