Literal tears trickling down my face from some of those donations! XD
I probably can't embed the reply I get, but I'm off to slap Ted Cruz's childcatcher-from-chittychittybangbang's face with an Abraham Lincoln. Back in a bit.
I had to shorten this, from the original: In Honor of the near future when "One morning, when Ted Cruz woke from troubled dreams, he found himself transformed in his bed into a Klein bottle formed from a human sphincter."
HAHAHAHA!!!
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Brilliant. My favorite: "In honor of Ted Cruz' taking Martin Mull for the block on Hollywood Squares."
Literal tears trickling down my face from some of those donations! XD
I probably can't embed the reply I get, but I'm off to slap Ted Cruz's childcatcher-from-chittychittybangbang's face with an Abraham Lincoln. Back in a bit.
Yay! It works! Well worth $5. Even if I don't know how to upload my screenshot into Wonkville. Not that that matters.
…in honor of Ted Cruz's Exceptionally Tiny Dick.
/ mops-up keyboard and desk
This was fun.
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!!!!!!1!!!!!
I'm a sucker for this sort of pranksterism.
I had to shorten this, from the original: In Honor of the near future when "One morning, when Ted Cruz woke from troubled dreams, he found himself transformed in his bed into a Klein bottle formed from a human sphincter."
Ah, well.
It's still very Cruzkaesque.
"The Sphinctomorphosis"
I wonder how many people would notice?
Notice that he transformed from a horrible vermin into an endless human sphincter?
Eh… the True Believers would probably think "But on Him, it looks good!" IOKIYAR, after all.
Hey, I wonder if he'd notice?
"Whinoceros" by Eugene Ionesco LIBEL!
I read that!! It was Absurd.
Soon To Be A Major Motion Picture!
Cruzlander II : the Sphinctering